I found a bag of blow..........
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Hepheastus420
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Take off his picture lol..
I doubt you'd be with a bald guy. But like you said, I don't know you. But from what I do know, you call alot of men ugly for things they can't help. Like that redhead dude, you called him ugly and short. Poor guy.
Also, you're still missing the point. IDC what you think is hot, I just think even ugly guys (in your eyes) should have a chance too.
Hepheastus420
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Yeah they do look alot alike. They look like cool dudes.And A guy i'm planning to meet next weekend , See I'm trying to date the right kinda guys, damn I have a certain type, lol both are very similar looking, but different .
Anyways, I'm sure you get my point. And sorry to hear about your friend.
Carne Seca
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Can I come too? I don't eat much.And A guy i'm planning to meet next weekend , See I'm trying to date the right kinda guys, damn I have a certain type, lol both are very similar looking, but different .
april
Pickle Queen
Ya but I get dessert all to myself, u can just eye rape him from across the table, i'll even let u play footsies with him, but no leg creeping with ur nimble toes mister ....
Oh my lord, so last night a guy i've been chatting with asks if we can hang out and burn one, i'm like cool. Having done the whole FB, address and reference check I invite him over lol dude comes over in half a body cast, seems he tripped at the gym and broke a few bones lol. I'm all let me mommy ur ass, Even had to light his bong since one arm is plastered from fingers to shoulder.
Would u have told the person ur meeting, by the way i'm half a mummy lol
Date 2 is pending for 6-8 weeks
RightyMcquick
Active Member
made me lol, i went on two dates with a girl before she told me she had a kid... the third date is still pending. the second date was two years ago...
i know you were talking about king tut... but mummy - mommy... made me laugh, like with a british accent.
april
Pickle Queen
Are u hot?
LOL come on had to
Honestly If I was attracted to ur smile and craved ur mind and body all I need is a promise that u will forever guard my heart. I need someone that will talk with me until the sun comes up, make me laugh until I cry, that kinda luv, the real kind. Me not settling is somtimes mistaken as shallow, just know what I want in life, i'll find him
RightyMcquick
Active Member
[video=youtube;7ovf52H5ydg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ovf52H5ydg[/video]Are u hot?
LOL come on had to
Honestly If I was attracted to ur smile and craved ur mind and body all I need is a promise that u will forever guard my heart. I need someone that will talk with me until the sun comes up, make me laugh until I cry, that kinda luv, the real kind. Me not settling is somtimes mistaken as shallow, just know what I want in life, i'll find him
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Blind dates are great! She circles you, touching, touchinngg ... cn
april
Pickle Queen
No a blind date means u have no idea what they look like, not sure people even do that anymore, so easy to send pics, but again pics don't show body language, people tend to show pics when they look great, not real lol.I have heard of blind dates before, are they similar?
Hmmm share thoughts please.
did you have any fun meeting the dude not the nurse ratcheted roll.lol
I think he was high on pain killers, which I kinda felt was ok in lieu of his current state, if not dude is slow as fuck lol
Very polite and nice, but I need a man with a big fat thick brain to keep me stimulated. I had to force myself to listen and not finish his words, he kept tripping over words badly, and had to think very hard about what he was saying, I dunno he must have been high.... but I had taken a few lines soooo.....I dunno lol
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Tripped and........ fell down a flight of stairs? What the hell? How the fuck does someone break enough bones to warrant a body cast simply by tripping???Ya but I get dessert all to myself, u can just eye rape him from across the table, i'll even let u play footsies with him, but no leg creeping with ur nimble toes mister ....
Oh my lord, so last night a guy i've been chatting with asks if we can hang out and burn one, i'm like cool. Having done the whole FB, address and reference check I invite him over lol dude comes over in half a body cast, seems he tripped at the gym and broke a few bones lol. I'm all let me mommy ur ass, Even had to light his bong since one arm is plastered from fingers to shoulder.
Would u have told the person ur meeting, by the way i'm half a mummy lol
Date 2 is pending for 6-8 weeks
april
Pickle Queen
Ur a punny bear
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
UB has videos ... cnTripped and........ fell down a flight of stairs? What the hell? How the fuck does someone break enough bones to warrant a body cast simply by tripping???
april
Pickle Queen
Not sure I didn't have the patience to ask the entire story lol, he pretty much said (very slowly) his foot caught the edge of the matt when he turned and fell onto a weight bench, then things fell on him lolTripped and........ fell down a flight of stairs? What the hell? How the fuck does someone break enough bones to warrant a body cast simply by tripping???
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Walk away and never look back. You have a hetero version of me. He attracts calamity and there will be collateral damage.
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Next on NPR.
Weight weight - I've got it! cn
(I better take a break. I'm nearing redline on the groan-ometer.)
Weight weight - I've got it! cn
(I better take a break. I'm nearing redline on the groan-ometer.)
april
Pickle Queen
Oh Carne that jerk I was seeing a while back finaly came over, after some chick had beaten him with brass knuckles for his shoes, hat and money lol I cleaned his face, and told him he came to the wrong house seeking pity, he was drunk as fuck so I let him sleep it off before he was asked to go home, silly man lol karmas a nasty bitch, she's on my side lol