I Perceive You In Real Life As.....

I like to believe that Blazin256's avatar is accurate in regard to his facial hair (love it!), he's been a pc geek since the beginning, and that Babs34 in the flesh is a cross between Bonnie Raitt and Julie Taymor.
 
The Ruiner said:
I was happy, and sad, that no one, after all the trash-talking (about me that is), has taken an honest go at me...
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ha, okay Ruiner... you despise that you are pretty average on all accounts, with exception to that accident in 9th grade when you lost a testicle from an errant fast pitch. and although most would think this would negatively affect a person, it has enhanced your sense of humor and in fact, has made you a better lover!

this post is hilarious, rep to the OP. ;)
 
I am the reincarnation of Hitler and John Candy with a touch of grease lighten.
(joking)
Here is a pic of me eating a delicious muffin. i also just got ripped so im in my own little muffin world >.>
muffffin.png
 
I picture sr verde looks just like a mid 20's version of randy from southpark (not sure why)lol
anc as a guy late 30's wearing a proffesors get up,
benassi looking like mickey rourke in the face
april as a cyclops or a pirate,
brandon as the headless horseman
kodank as the type of guy who sits outside of a abortion clinic to pick up chicks(cause you know they put out)

aw almost forgot go grow i actually picture him around 35-40 with a skullit, thatswhat hulk hogan hair is known as, dark glasses he wears all the time really tall so he appears sorta skinny, drives a fan boat played football in college.

im sure im way off on all of these and mean no offense to any one

hope fully you all dont picture me as a burnt up torso fitted with cybernetic appendages
 
Kodank Moment said:
Gogrow. Late 30's. Prefers silk sheets. Drinks a beer and a raw egg everyday for his pre-breakfast(he needs 2). Believes all kites and sail boats are the "devil". Prefers to masturbate during the summer solstice. Likes to post angry comments on Justin Biebers twitter because he doesn't understand how that awkward lesbian got a record deal. Likes huckleberry muffins with syrup.
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LOL, knowing gogrow personally this is hilarious! I hope he joins in on this thread!

The Cryptkeeper said:
People are fake and condescension is rife. April is a major tease but doesn't hesitate to put out as long as she's known the person since birth which is why she's her own stepmother. May have gone a little to far on that last one....
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I see you!


April, you mean Charles?

Remember, there are no females on the internet!
 
Verde lives in his exwifes basement while he gets back on his feet from the terrible tube sock depression of 06'. He survives on rat carcasses and left over milk he manages to wrangle from her cat. He drives a lifted Jeep Liberty with a vanity plate that reads "EY3LKEP13". He voted McCain in 08' because he has really fuckin' white hair, and if there's anything Verde loves... it's a platinum dome! His answer to the question "what do you want to be when you grow up?" was always "found not guilty!".
 
Karmapuff said:
I am the reincarnation of Hitler and John Candy with a touch of grease lighten.
(joking)
Here is a pic of me eating a delicious muffin. i also just got ripped so im in my own little muffin world >.>
muffffin.png
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bahahahaaha! Dude, you look like you're enjoying the FUCK out of that muffin! Grub on man, grub on! lol

Edit: You're name isn't Ryan, is it...?
 
Padawanbater2 said:
Verde lives in his exwifes basement while he gets back on his feet from the terrible tube sock depression of 06'. He survives on rat carcasses and left over milk he manages to wrangle from her cat. He drives a lifted Jeep Liberty with a vanity plate that reads "EY3LKEP13". He voted McCain in 08' because he has really fuckin' white hair, and if there's anything Verde loves... it's a platinum dome! His answer to the question "what do you want to be when you grow up?" was always "found not guilty!".
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padwan is a 19 year old college student who lives in his moms basement

his hobbies are cannibis consumation, metal bassist, and has a few small firearms that he uses occasionally with a father figure in the canadian wilderness
 
420God said:
I picture rowlman as married man in his mid 30's with plenty of free time on his hands.
Kodank I see as a late twenties restaurant chef.

Sr. Verde in his late 20's early 30's driving a motorcycle everywhere.
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...not too far off...more like 41....in a 16 year relationship but not married ( did that once already)
...kids and grandkids...all my freetime is spent here on R.I.U....lol
 
Japanfreak. Simple 32 year old. Shits in the urinal because he has a fear of alligators. Once shoved an entire hedgechog down his pants. He likes apples with his chicken. Also prefers to smoke while hanging upside down. Girls find his smell sexy...yet terrifying. Once I saw him bunge jump without a cord. He also has a pet ant eater....fuck an exterminater.
 
Kodank Moment said:
Japanfreak. Simple 32 year old. Shits in the urinal because he has a fear of alligators. Once shoved an entire hedgechog down his pants. He likes apples with his chicken. Also prefers to smoke while hanging upside down. Girls find his smell sexy...yet terrifying. Once I saw him bunge jump without a cord. He also has a pet ant eater....fuck an exterminater.
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I laughed So hard while reading this. I wish I could +rep you again. :D
 
Although its been a few years since he stopped digging up small animals at the pet cemetary to stuff as gifts to his neices and nephews, Cryptkeeper still knows how to make kids smile with his flashy use of nylon and polyester and the pink unicorn on his front lawn.
 
bahahahaaha%21%20Dude,%20you%20look%20like%20you%27re%20enjoying%20the%20FUCK%20out%20of%20that%20muffin%21%20Grub%20on%20man,%20grub%20on%21%20lol%20%20Edit:%20You%27re%20name%20isn%27t%20Ryan,%20is%20it...
bahahahaaha! Dude, you look like you're enjoying the FUCK out of that muffin! Grub on man, grub on! lol

Edit: You're name isn't Ryan, is it...?
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It was a fine tasty treat :] My name is Logan, Yours?

you done smoked yo self retarded
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Quite the opposite! I munch out all the time when stoned, I can't help it i love enjoying food high :) /all
 
ANC said:
Although its been a few years since he stopped digging up small animals at the pet cemetary to stuff as gifts to his neices and nephews, Cryptkeeper still knows how to make kids smile with his flashy use of nylon and polyester and the pink unicorn on his front lawn.
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Damn! ANC apparently possesses the ability that is omnipresence. Bastard...
 
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