newdude79
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Figured you'd had that one checked off the list by now.done!!
just the guitar solo left
I Perceive You In Real Life As.....
- Thread starter Kodank Moment
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GreenGurl
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ha, okay Ruiner... you despise that you are pretty average on all accounts, with exception to that accident in 9th grade when you lost a testicle from an errant fast pitch. and although most would think this would negatively affect a person, it has enhanced your sense of humor and in fact, has made you a better lover!
this post is hilarious, rep to the OP.
Gafoogle
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what can I say, I'm a busy girl
for some reason I felt juggling was of the highest priority
DarthD3vl
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I picture sr verde looks just like a mid 20's version of randy from southpark (not sure why)lol
anc as a guy late 30's wearing a proffesors get up,
benassi looking like mickey rourke in the face
april as a cyclops or a pirate,
brandon as the headless horseman
kodank as the type of guy who sits outside of a abortion clinic to pick up chicks(cause you know they put out)
aw almost forgot go grow i actually picture him around 35-40 with a skullit, thatswhat hulk hogan hair is known as, dark glasses he wears all the time really tall so he appears sorta skinny, drives a fan boat played football in college.
im sure im way off on all of these and mean no offense to any one
hope fully you all dont picture me as a burnt up torso fitted with cybernetic appendages
anc as a guy late 30's wearing a proffesors get up,
benassi looking like mickey rourke in the face
april as a cyclops or a pirate,
brandon as the headless horseman
kodank as the type of guy who sits outside of a abortion clinic to pick up chicks(cause you know they put out)
aw almost forgot go grow i actually picture him around 35-40 with a skullit, thatswhat hulk hogan hair is known as, dark glasses he wears all the time really tall so he appears sorta skinny, drives a fan boat played football in college.
im sure im way off on all of these and mean no offense to any one
hope fully you all dont picture me as a burnt up torso fitted with cybernetic appendages
SocataSmoker
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LOL, knowing gogrow personally this is hilarious! I hope he joins in on this thread!
I see you!
April, you mean Charles?
Remember, there are no females on the internet!
Padawanbater2
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Verde lives in his exwifes basement while he gets back on his feet from the terrible tube sock depression of 06'. He survives on rat carcasses and left over milk he manages to wrangle from her cat. He drives a lifted Jeep Liberty with a vanity plate that reads "EY3LKEP13". He voted McCain in 08' because he has really fuckin' white hair, and if there's anything Verde loves... it's a platinum dome! His answer to the question "what do you want to be when you grow up?" was always "found not guilty!".
Padawanbater2
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I am the reincarnation of Hitler and John Candy with a touch of grease lighten.
(joking)
Here is a pic of me eating a delicious muffin. i also just got ripped so im in my own little muffin world >.>
bahahahaaha! Dude, you look like you're enjoying the FUCK out of that muffin! Grub on man, grub on! lol
Edit: You're name isn't Ryan, is it...?
Sr. Verde
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padwan is a 19 year old college student who lives in his moms basement
his hobbies are cannibis consumation, metal bassist, and has a few small firearms that he uses occasionally with a father figure in the canadian wilderness
rowlman
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...not too far off...more like 41....in a 16 year relationship but not married ( did that once already)
...kids and grandkids...all my freetime is spent here on R.I.U....lol
alberts
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you done smoked yo self retardedI am the reincarnation of Hitler and John Candy with a touch of grease lighten.
(joking)
Here is a pic of me eating a delicious muffin. i also just got ripped so im in my own little muffin world >.>
Sr. Verde
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you never look stupid holding a muffin at a party
and if you do, you probably shouldnt be at that party
The Cryptkeeper
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You do look stupid when you have your hood up indoors though. 
Kodank Moment
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Japanfreak. Simple 32 year old. Shits in the urinal because he has a fear of alligators. Once shoved an entire hedgechog down his pants. He likes apples with his chicken. Also prefers to smoke while hanging upside down. Girls find his smell sexy...yet terrifying. Once I saw him bunge jump without a cord. He also has a pet ant eater....fuck an exterminater.
The Cryptkeeper
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I laughed So hard while reading this. I wish I could +rep you again.
/all