Is Marcus Bachmann Gay?

Is Marcus Bachmann gay?

  • As gay as can be!

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Closeted gay

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Not gay

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Labradoodle

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Total voters
    18
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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he set off cher's gay-dar.:hump:

just watch him in this clip! (go to 0:35):

[video=youtube;ADMgWXBzPwQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMgWXBzPwQ[/video]

articles galore floating around out there. in fact, #marcusbachmannissogay was recently a trending topic on twitter!

The problems don't end with the therapy, though. Marcus' fiercely anti-gay language has itself spawned the predictable, unsubstantiated "takes one to know one" backlash. It's taken less than a week for political observers and random celebrities on Twitter to develop their own theories about what's really driving the candidate's husband. Here's what Cher (yes, Cher) tweeted on Friday, via the City Pages:

"But boys please utube this asshole & tell me what you think… Cause my Gay-Dar is GOING OFF !!!"
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She then pondered purchasing some sequins for Marcus and strangling him with her boa. That's a representative sample. Gawker's Lauri Apple rounds up some others:


• Kids in the Hall comic and television actor Dave Foley, asked via Twitter: "How can Michele Bachman be opposed to gay marriage when she is married to gay man." Foley...tweeted out a few other lines about Bachmann, using the hashtag "#MarcusBachmanIsSoGay."

• Keith Olbermann referred to Bachmann as a "bizarre-sounding man who's calling gays 'barbarians'" and wondered how you can "hide" him without putting him in some sort of closet.
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And so on. Apple also finds Andrew Sullivan (who is gay) referring to Marcus as the "ssuper-sserial hunter of gays." This echoes something Bachmann's loudest critics in Minnesota have been hinting at—without any basis in fact—for a while now. The writers of Dump Bachmann, who are the source of much of the most incriminating material on the couple, refer to Marcus as "the fabulous Marcus Bachmann" and enjoy noting that he has a keen fashion sense; on Tuesday, City Pages straight-up asked, "Marcus Bachmann: Gay or Straight?" David Joseph DeGrio, chair of the Minnesota LGBT group Stonewall DFL, has pushed back on the whisper campaign, writing that "I believe that perceived sexuality was being used as an attack on Marcus Bachmann, and I find it unacceptable to use perceived sexuality as an attack on anybody."


Crude caricatures of candidate's spouses are as unfair as they are inevitable. Teresa Heinz Kerry was foreign, Michelle Obama was "Stokely Carmichael in a designer dress," and Cindy McCain was a Stepford wife. In a world where Elena Kagan's softball career was considered a legitimate national news story, the glare of the national spotlight is shaping up to be a very uncomfortable one for the would-be first couple.
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http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/07/michele-bachmann-marcus-bachmann-problem-counseling

for the record, i don't care if he is gay or not, nor do i think it is an important issue. i do, however, find much entertainment value in the speculation. yes, i am evil.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Yep. He's gay. He is known as a recovered gay and runs a clinic that offers Reparative Therapy. Something I tried at BYU and ended up in a psych ward due to a suicide attempt. It's supposed to be a psychiatric method to overcome "gayness". It doesn't work by the way. Nearly all psychiatric associations denounce Reparative Therapy as dangerous, damaging, and unproductive. All Reparative Therapy programs are Christian based and use Christian rhetoric in the treatment program.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Michelle Bachmann is his beard. They have no children of their own and took care of 23 foster children. Most of whom only stayed short term. Anywhere from a month to a year. They didn't "raise" 23 foster kids. By the way, they accepted government assistance while caring for the foster children. It turned out to be a rather lucrative proposition.
 
deprave

deprave

New Member
indeed, thus why michelle bachman is faker than old ellis down the road with her pearl necklace and antique furniture, I bet she ran a pottery class during all of this also
 
deprave

deprave

New Member
Seriously if america is going to continue about image and identity, and american exceptional-ism, this is what we are going to get....Paula Abdul or something as president....
 
deprave

deprave

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Its going to be like that one movie that they feed the plants gatoraide and wonder why they get shit yield with the pro wrestler as president.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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[video=youtube;T0nsYp6MH3M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0nsYp6MH3M[/video]

This cracked me up.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Marcus Bachmann is so gay that when he speaks, Prada purses fall out of his mouth.

Marcus Bachman is so deep in the closet that he's finding Christmas presents.

He is gayer than that dude at the bar wearing a red damask caftan while smoking Virginia Slims from a long cigarette holder.

He's ''Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil'' gay.

Makes-Liberace-look-like-R​ambo gay.

He's so gay Elton John feels uncomfortable around him.

He's so gay he knows if Rogers or Hammerstein wrote the music.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he pronounces 'please' in two syllables.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he organizes "Pray the Gay Away" Church retreats and speaks in the way that all not gay men speak, but ONLY gay men speak.

He's so gay, he called gays barbarians that need to be educated. Also true, but not as fun as my "so gay he makes Rupaul look like Ron Paul" I had planned.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay he makes Rachel Maddow look like Wilt Chamberlain.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he has a Jake Gylenhall shower curtain on his Amazon Wishlist.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that sometimes he makes MICHELLE wear the Reagan mask in the bedroom.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he still can't get over the fact that 'Sunday in the Park with George' lost out to 'La Cage Aux Folles' in nearly every category in the 1984 Tony's. Also, he has sex with other men.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that when they cancelled 'Gilmore Girls' he stayed in bed for two days and ate seven boxes of Snackwell's.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he sips wine coolers while watching Project Runway reruns. Also, he has oral sex with other men.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay he named his toy poodle 'Barbra' and did not have to look up the correct spelling online first.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he has a bottle of Pink Champagne chilling in the freezer and a Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" queued up on the campaign bus' stereo for when Michelle gets the nomination.

In the freezer? I am disappoint. Someone as gay as Marcus Bachmann would know better.

Anybody who buys Pink Champagne wouldn't know proper alcohol storage techniques.

Good point.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he says he can't wait to "bring a real Jackie O type of feel" to the White House.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that his Netflix queue includes 'Edge of Seventeen', 'Brokeback Mountain', and 'Milk'.

He would own those.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that when Michelle gets ready to deliver a speech, he advises her to "Get out there and be fucking fierce, hooker!"

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he gives everyone on the campaign bus a fashion score before delving into a David Sedaris book.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he makes rainbows look straight.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he owns more exfoliants than Michelle.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he could attend one of his own "cure the gay" pseudo-counseling sessions.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he owns "Moulin Rouge" on Blu-Ray.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he once met John Travolta but can't tell anyone the circumstances as to how.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay, he wears designer underwear and often throws themed dinner parties.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he TIVOs anything Kathy Griffin and is currently working on a pulitzer prize winning coming out novel set in the early 1980's.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he's "shushed" people during viewings of "Six Feet Under" on several occasions.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that when he catches eyes with Janet Napolitano at various political fundraisers, they both give each other a quiet look of mutual desperation.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he makes Barney Frank look like Clint Eastwood.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he sings showtunes in the shower while "manscaping" after a good microdermabrasion.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that when Michelle is giving a speech, he looks around in the crowd for other closeted gays.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he daydreams of his dream vacation in Ft. Lauderdale, rollerblading in the park while pushing his toy poodle in a baby stroller.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he spends hours on the internet searching for pictures of Gary Johnson running marathons.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he would grow a reverse mullet, if only Michelle wouls let him.
 
olylifter420

olylifter420

Well-Known Member
he's just keeping it real, cause keeping it real is what it is all about!:hump::hump::hump::hump::joint::joint::joint::joint::hug::hug::hug::hug::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:



UncleBuck said:
he set off cher's gay-dar.:hump:

just watch him in this clip! (go to 0:35):

[video=youtube;ADMgWXBzPwQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMgWXBzPwQ[/video]

articles galore floating around out there. in fact, #marcusbachmannissogay was recently a trending topic on twitter!


http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/07/michele-bachmann-marcus-bachmann-problem-counseling

for the record, i don't care if he is gay or not, nor do i think it is an important issue. i do, however, find much entertainment value in the speculation. yes, i am evil.
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Carne Seca

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
Marcus Bachmann is so gay that when he speaks, Prada purses fall out of his mouth.

Marcus Bachman is so deep in the closet that he's finding Christmas presents.

He is gayer than that dude at the bar wearing a red damask caftan while smoking Virginia Slims from a long cigarette holder.

He's ''Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil'' gay.

Makes-Liberace-look-like-R​ambo gay.

He's so gay Elton John feels uncomfortable around him.

He's so gay he knows if Rogers or Hammerstein wrote the music.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he pronounces 'please' in two syllables.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he organizes "Pray the Gay Away" Church retreats and speaks in the way that all not gay men speak, but ONLY gay men speak.

He's so gay, he called gays barbarians that need to be educated. Also true, but not as fun as my "so gay he makes Rupaul look like Ron Paul" I had planned.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay he makes Rachel Maddow look like Wilt Chamberlain.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he has a Jake Gylenhall shower curtain on his Amazon Wishlist.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that sometimes he makes MICHELLE wear the Reagan mask in the bedroom.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he still can't get over the fact that 'Sunday in the Park with George' lost out to 'La Cage Aux Folles' in nearly every category in the 1984 Tony's. Also, he has sex with other men.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that when they cancelled 'Gilmore Girls' he stayed in bed for two days and ate seven boxes of Snackwell's.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he sips wine coolers while watching Project Runway reruns. Also, he has oral sex with other men.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay he named his toy poodle 'Barbra' and did not have to look up the correct spelling online first.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he has a bottle of Pink Champagne chilling in the freezer and a Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" queued up on the campaign bus' stereo for when Michelle gets the nomination.

In the freezer? I am disappoint. Someone as gay as Marcus Bachmann would know better.

Anybody who buys Pink Champagne wouldn't know proper alcohol storage techniques.

Good point.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he says he can't wait to "bring a real Jackie O type of feel" to the White House.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that his Netflix queue includes 'Edge of Seventeen', 'Brokeback Mountain', and 'Milk'.

He would own those.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that when Michelle gets ready to deliver a speech, he advises her to "Get out there and be fucking fierce, hooker!"

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he gives everyone on the campaign bus a fashion score before delving into a David Sedaris book.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he makes rainbows look straight.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he owns more exfoliants than Michelle.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he could attend one of his own "cure the gay" pseudo-counseling sessions.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he owns "Moulin Rouge" on Blu-Ray.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he once met John Travolta but can't tell anyone the circumstances as to how.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay, he wears designer underwear and often throws themed dinner parties.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he TIVOs anything Kathy Griffin and is currently working on a pulitzer prize winning coming out novel set in the early 1980's.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that he's "shushed" people during viewings of "Six Feet Under" on several occasions.

Marcus Bachman is so gay that when he catches eyes with Janet Napolitano at various political fundraisers, they both give each other a quiet look of mutual desperation.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he makes Barney Frank look like Clint Eastwood.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he sings showtunes in the shower while "manscaping" after a good microdermabrasion.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that when Michelle is giving a speech, he looks around in the crowd for other closeted gays.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he daydreams of his dream vacation in Ft. Lauderdale, rollerblading in the park while pushing his toy poodle in a baby stroller.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he spends hours on the internet searching for pictures of Gary Johnson running marathons.

Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he would grow a reverse mullet, if only Michelle wouls let him.
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You missed one. He's so gay that every time he opens his mouth, dicks fall out.
 
Serial Violator

Serial Violator

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Carne Seca said:
Yep. He's gay. He is known as a recovered gay and runs a clinic that offers Reparative Therapy. Something I tried at BYU and ended up in a psych ward due to a suicide attempt. It's supposed to be a psychiatric method to overcome "gayness". It doesn't work by the way. Nearly all psychiatric associations denounce Reparative Therapy as dangerous, damaging, and unproductive. All Reparative Therapy programs are Christian based and use Christian rhetoric in the treatment program.
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Did you really try pray the gay away what sort of shit did they put you through?
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Marcus Bachmann is so gay that he makes Elena Kagan playing softball look like Cindy Crawford doing porn.
 
Serial Violator

Serial Violator

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Carne Seca said:
Yep. Prayers and fasting. Among other things. It was kind of bizarre. Thank God by the time I got into the program they stopped using shock therapy.
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Thats crazy they think its something that you can just get rid of just like that when it goes alot deeper as you probably no all to well
 
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