Jokes for laughs
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nongreenthumb
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The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.
He thought to himself, "What should I do?"
He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?"
She said, "Shhhh!" pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother."
One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.
He thought to himself, "What should I do?"
He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?"
She said, "Shhhh!" pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother."
kenneth_342
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Sick sick sick sick
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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whats a gynocologist sp? and a pizza delivery boy got in common ?
they can both smell the produce but cant have any .
they can both smell the produce but cant have any .
nongreenthumb
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A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degreein journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired himwas to write a human interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer'shouse way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer andproceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young manasked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"
The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one ofmy neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed.
"Can you think ofanything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time myneighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a bigposse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we tookher back home."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anythingever happened around here that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after afew seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."
The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one ofmy neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed.
"Can you think ofanything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time myneighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a bigposse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we tookher back home."
Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anythingever happened around here that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after afew seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."
skunkushybrid
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Hey NGT, are you raiding back issues of FHM?
nongreenthumb
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No lol, i just felt in the mood to publish some of the jokes i could remember
skunkushybrid
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You have a good memory for jokes. Personally, I never remember them.
rickhighly420
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same here, or when I try to tell someone a joke I think I have it then I get half way through and am like "give me a sec, hold on, fuck I can't remember how the rest goes!" definatly not a joke teller...
IntheCloset46
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2 guys are discussing what they got there wives for christmas..the first guy says i got my wife a diamond necklace and a BMW, that way if she doesnt like the necklace ,shell definitely like the BMW...the second guy says i got my wife a sweater and a dildo,,that way if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself!!