Moving to Texas...any tips?
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UncleBuck
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I guess you would be the authority on tard town, it's trueWhat color is the sky in your world?
Sour is how I imagine your life is -- I can probably count the number of people I've had issues with on one hand in my life, so you must be one miserable sonofabitch if you're too much of a jerk for me to get along with. I imagine you do not have many friends with your attitude, so maybe I should just feel sorry for you.
Senseimilla
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skeet skeet skeet?
Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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You put that thing away right now! You too buck.
Hepheastus420
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YEEeEEEEEHAWW!!!!!
Johnnyorganic
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Heavens to Mergatroid!I guess you would be the authority on tard town, it's true
Sour is how I imagine your life is -- I can probably count the number of people I've had issues with on one hand in my life, so you must be one miserable sonofabitch if you're too much of a jerk for me to get along with. I imagine you do not have many friends with your attitude, so maybe I should just feel sorry for you.
The Mayor of Tard Town is being mean to me.
Whatever shall I do?
It seems you are not done after all.
Goody.
Senseimilla
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LOL the ironic thing is I actually typed out calling YOU the mayor of tard town in the last response but I figured that insult was too lame... so quite amusing that it was your choice. LMFAO. Every day I'm shufflin'.
Good gracious. Heavens to Betsy. Good golly miss molly! Great balls of fire! Toodaloo carribou
Good gracious. Heavens to Betsy. Good golly miss molly! Great balls of fire! Toodaloo carribou
Johnnyorganic
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I doubt that very much, Mr. Mayor.
I imagine you thought of the Snuggie, too; but never bothered to apply for a patent.
Poor you.
Johnnyorganic
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By the way, Your Honor.
If you actually understood what Buck was stroking himself to, your precious feelings would probably be hurt.
The OWNAGE! The OWNAGE!
If you actually understood what Buck was stroking himself to, your precious feelings would probably be hurt.
The OWNAGE! The OWNAGE!
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When I went on my motorcycle trip, it took me two days of hard riding to cross the state. Day one, Beaumont to Eagle Pass via Victoria and Beeville. (Much time spent crossing the Houston area and spending a coupla hours at the JSC.) Day 2, Eagle Pass to El Paso and on to Alamogordo. My ass still remembers. cn
Senseimilla
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If you actually thought I cared what he is stroking it to, you're not as smart as you think you are. I don't really care that you jerk it thinking about little boys with your thumb up your ass, so why would I care what he does?
If you think you could actually hurt my feelings with your teeny little words and ideas, well, keep having fun in your little fantasy world -- and maybe let the staff know to up your dose and monitor your computer usage.
If you think you could actually hurt my feelings with your teeny little words and ideas, well, keep having fun in your little fantasy world -- and maybe let the staff know to up your dose and monitor your computer usage.
By the way, Your Honor.
If you actually understood what Buck was stroking himself to, your precious feelings would probably be hurt.
The OWNAGE! The OWNAGE!
kelly4
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A state that elects Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Stuart Smalley.
Senseimilla
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Not to mention that the body won on a tv campaign based on children's toys, and smalley won by stealing the election. He's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darnit, minnesotans like him
Johnnyorganic
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Senseimilla
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ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ over it.
