pitbulls

Should I start a Cats vs. Dogs thread, or has that been done recently?

I simply hate cats, they don't show affection, not in the way a dog does, they don't play with you, you can't take them for a walk in the park (if you do, I'll rip on you sooooo hard) they shit in a box, they have sharp dagger claws, and all cat owners have the tiny little scars to verify that they use them... It's my opinion that cats absolutely, positively suck balls.

Don't you know that cats, at one time, were our greatest enemy. As we evolved from apes in Africa, the lions, and leopards were our ultimate fear.

Befriending a cat is shaking hands with the enemy.:bigjoint:

Now what do dogs do that piss you off? Anything?


um, landmines. duh. :roll:
 
If I walk into a room I don't have an ill disposition towards the cat. I love the furry things. It's just they're moody, and physically I can't be around them too long. Only cats i've ever liked was my wifes cat (24lb norweigan something) and my bestfriends cat Jimmy (RIP) Just cause he was gangsta. I hate nothing. I just prefer dogs.

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I love Forest cats, I found one as a stray and it was the best pet I ever had. They've been referred to as 'dog cats' because of their loyalty and love of interaction with their owners. They're also known for their size and intelligence.
 
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Should I start a Cats vs. Dogs thread, or has that been done recently?

I simply hate cats, they don't show affection, not in the way a dog does, they don't play with you, you can't take them for a walk in the park (if you do, I'll rip on you sooooo hard) they shit in a box, they have sharp dagger claws, and all cat owners have the tiny little scars to verify that they use them... It's my opinion that cats absolutely, positively suck balls.

Don't you know that cats, at one time, were our greatest enemy. As we evolved from apes in Africa, the lions, and leopards were our ultimate fear.

Befriending a cat is shaking hands with the enemy.:bigjoint:

Now what do dogs do that piss you off? Anything?
Oh! Don't EVEN get me started! They ALL piss me off. :lol:

I just took these pix a few minutes ago. Stinky (he's a he, no you can't have the kittens) and Hazel. They're still like this except Stinky's on his back and Hazel's flat on her side again. We actually have another cat, KitKat, but she's a feral girl and pretty skittish.
 

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They're a wild animal, and I have a personal issue with laypeople keeping this sort of wildlife in their homes and offering them to any Tom, Dick, or Harry who has the cash. For me there is a huge ethical responsibility when someone decides to keep something like this.

I would use "stunning" as the adjective. They are gorgeous, really really gorgeous. I would worry most about people keeping them to make coats and other fashion items from their gorgeous fur.
 
friggin' hella cute.



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the kittens are as big as my full grown cats.
haha they are cute as hell. everyone says my cat is ugly lol. he is a mean motherflucker, he kills bunnies and mice every night. he was raised on a farm, when he was little i put him on the porch and a feral farm cat attacked him and layed him open. he wont let anyone touch him but me. he is mellowing with age and hates drunk people.:bigjoint:
 

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Holy crap 12 g's!? I was watching Animal Rescue on AP and this guy was mating those cats with domesticated cats. Some ended up being adoptable but the majority were very "WILD" they'd snap at anything. I just wonder what the chances are that they'll turn on you and go apeshit.
 
They're a wild animal, and I have a personal issue with laypeople keeping this sort of wildlife in their homes and offering them to any Tom, Dick, or Harry who has the cash. For me there is a huge ethical responsibility when someone decides to keep something like this.

I would use "stunning" as the adjective. They are gorgeous, really really gorgeous. I would worry most about people keeping them to make coats and other fashion items from their gorgeous fur.

they are domesticated. did you click the link?
 
Holy crap 12 g's!? I was watching Animal Rescue on AP and this guy was mating those cats with domesticated cats. Some ended up being adoptable but the majority were very "WILD" they'd snap at anything. I just wonder what the chances are that they'll turn on you and go apeshit.

about as much chance as a pit bull would. oh, wait a minute, it's not the breed it's the owner. Aaaaa hahahahahahahahaha
 
haha, yeah man this thread is funny shit, its exactly how everyone acts over in hawaii, they seriously think pit bulls make them the shit. But im probably going to have to get one, there so loyal, and cool looking. Shit, am i suffering from insecurity issues?????
 
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