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dgk4life said:
so gr8 i beter get rep 4 findin this lmao
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fdd2blk said:

Marcus T. Bailey was arrested outside
a barbershop when he stepped outside,
mid-haircut.
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Indiana Elementary School Principal Tracy Tredway was arrested for
driving under the influence, while wearing a pretty pink dress.
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LOL Im sorry too keep reposting old stuff i just love this thread I nearly peed myself with the list and that lady on the bottom is fucking CREEPY! she looks lik shes tripping balls on E all day....ill post mroe videos from my youtube h.o.
 
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bassman999 said:
haha...lol that is crazy...but I would not be able to hit that one with the lil girl though. That is going too far!
+rep for this
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Yeah when I saw the lil girl I was like "o_O?"

It reminds me of this girl Rose. I meet rose cause she was my bestfriends gf's friend. So she came over and she is GEORGOUS long black hair, tan skin, big beautiful breasts, a wonderful ass, hazel eyes...so of course I talked to oher and too my joy she was very receptive. We talked and the longer we talked the more I realised she was BAT SHIT CRAZY. Seriously...nuttier than squirel shit. She was saying how in 2012 aliens are gonna "come and make tuxedos of our flesh" and how "hitler isnt dead, he had surgery too be obama."

One night we were drinking and she wanted to ohave sex...and I wouldnt...cause she was THAT crazy....

anywhos plus rep for you as well. for your good sense of humor.
 
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So this guy is going out on a date with the easiest girl in town, and takes her out to "Lovers Ledge". While they are sitting in the car, things start getting heated. Pretty soon hes fingering her and she seems to like it. He keeps going and then suddenly she says "Ow! You should have taken off your ring!" He replied, "Thats not my ring, thats my watch!"

lol corny i know but still
 
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.
 
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DST

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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b * tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in
the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare

Dear Soccer Fans,
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Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What
now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally
save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed


Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast

Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake


Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
 
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Winter Woman

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lmao, + rep-sorry I guess I have spread it around some more.

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
 
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