bassman999
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[video=youtube;z2BgjH_CtIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA[/video]
Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Dirty Harry
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Damn, don't contact the third rail or you will go up in smoke...but looks like a rush.
Winter Woman
Well-Known Member
I think I want one of these.
[youtube]BrW4yT3IVAE[/youtube]
[youtube]BrW4yT3IVAE[/youtube]
Dirty Harry
Well-Known Member
A man with a steroid shriveled dick and roid rage? I think you would be happier with a average beer drinker like myself.
80mg
New Member
so gr8 i beter get rep 4 findin this lmao
Marcus T. Bailey was arrested outside
a barbershop when he stepped outside,
mid-haircut.
Indiana Elementary School Principal Tracy Tredway was arrested for
driving under the influence, while wearing a pretty pink dress.
LOL Im sorry too keep reposting old stuff i just love this thread I nearly peed myself with the list and that lady on the bottom is fucking CREEPY! she looks lik shes tripping balls on E all day....ill post mroe videos from my youtube h.o.
NONHater
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A man with a steroid shriveled dick and roid rage? I think you would be happier with a average beer drinker like myself.
I can make it all better
80mg
New Member
I hate whne i see links but trust me this links worth it. It's pussy tattoos!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
bassman999
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haha...lol that is crazy...but I would not be able to hit that one with the lil girl though. That is going too far!
+rep for this
80mg
New Member
Yeah when I saw the lil girl I was like "
?"It reminds me of this girl Rose. I meet rose cause she was my bestfriends gf's friend. So she came over and she is GEORGOUS long black hair, tan skin, big beautiful breasts, a wonderful ass, hazel eyes...so of course I talked to oher and too my joy she was very receptive. We talked and the longer we talked the more I realised she was BAT SHIT CRAZY. Seriously...nuttier than squirel shit. She was saying how in 2012 aliens are gonna "come and make tuxedos of our flesh" and how "hitler isnt dead, he had surgery too be obama."
One night we were drinking and she wanted to ohave sex...and I wouldnt...cause she was THAT crazy....
anywhos plus rep for you as well. for your good sense of humor.
Total Head
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pretty sure this was posted way at the beginning but i can't possibly go back and check. it brings me joy though.
bassman999
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lol, my mom still says 2nd hand smoke isnt bad....
`SoA || Asi
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lol this cracks me up
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[youtube]1i8m2TuFX0o[/youtube]
So this guy is going out on a date with the easiest girl in town, and takes her out to "Lovers Ledge". While they are sitting in the car, things start getting heated. Pretty soon hes fingering her and she seems to like it. He keeps going and then suddenly she says "Ow! You should have taken off your ring!" He replied, "Thats not my ring, thats my watch!"
lol corny i know but still
lol corny i know but still
K21701
Active Member
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.
DST
Well-Known Member
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b * tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in
the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What
now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally
save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast
Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b * tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in
the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What
now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally
save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast
Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do!
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
Winter Woman
Well-Known Member
lmao, + rep-sorry I guess I have spread it around some more.
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
EFILROFKGD
Active Member
not all those r real tattos.. still funny
