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herbose
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a kid aged 9 walks in the corridor and hears some noise from his sisters, aged 16, bedroom. he comes close to the door and watches from the key hole and sees his sister naked caressing herself and saying, oh I want a boy, oh I need a boy, so the kid does not understand and continues his road. the next day, same thing, the day after also, the fourth day when he looks through the key hole, he sees his sister naked with a boy kissing each other and etc, so he turns back quickly to his room, takes off his clothes and begins caressing himself saying, oh I want a bycicle, I need a byciycle
herbose
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Hard Times:
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
"A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
"A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.
He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
herbose
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A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading
a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped in me eye".
"Well, that's not that bad..is it?"
"It was the first day I got me hook".
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading
a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped in me eye".
"Well, that's not that bad..is it?"
"It was the first day I got me hook".
herbose
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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
> African desert.
> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
> behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
> The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
> on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's
> why we have the camel."
> The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
> urges, so the camel can stay."
> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
> Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
> Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
> his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
> When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", "No,
> not really, Sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the
> girls are...
> African desert.
> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
> behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
> The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
> on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's
> why we have the camel."
> The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
> urges, so the camel can stay."
> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
> Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
> Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
> his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
> When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", "No,
> not really, Sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the
> girls are...
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Two of the greatest qualities in life are:
1. Patience
2. Wisdom
1. Patience
2. Wisdom
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