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unorthodox

unorthodox

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Winter Woman said:
OOOOUUUUCHH, OUCH!


[video=youtube;QsRj4aPynh8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsRj4aPynh8[/video]
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oh no ho no was what i was saying expecting a semi to hit it...but it never happened and it was a dirtbike so it was prob ok to ridr after that, it just looked more like a dirt bike
 
GanJulia

GanJulia

Active Member
hahaha I was shown this today, thought you guys might like it :eyesmoke:

[video=youtube;rvMZ-dzz2Cg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvMZ-dzz2Cg[/video]

[video=youtube;IZiDAdVIzgk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiDAdVIzgk[/video]

[video=youtube;T6xcfkN_wVI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xcfkN_wVI[/video]
 
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[video=youtube;pCdmiZyyGjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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[FONT=&quot]A Mus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]lim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it’s definitely race related .[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Came home today to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]What sort of sick person does that to someone's Advent calendar. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Nothing. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years.
The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part." [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Just had my water bill of $175 drop on my mat. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]That's a lot, Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just $2 a month: time to change supplier I think. [/FONT]

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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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An older couple is attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and


[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]hands it to her husband.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]It says, "I just let out a silent fart. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1][/SIZE][SIZE=+1]What do you think I should do?"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]He scribbles back,[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]"Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"[/SIZE]
 
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