President Obama Falsely Claims Fast and Furious Program “Begun Under the Previous Adm

Mr Neutron

Mr Neutron

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NLXSK1 said:
He probably does not pay any more income taxes than required either...
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Hey, that's right, if he doesn't return the overage, that is considered income and liable for taxation. So he is screwing the insurance company, causing everyone's rates to go up AND he is screwing the country and all taxpayers because he is not paying what he owes.
 
UncleBuck

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Mr Neutron said:
... and you did the right thing and sent back the difference, huh?
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how would that be the right thing to do?

they assessed the monetary value of the damage and sent us a check. that check was then our money. we could have not fixed the car at all.
 
abandonconflict

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Dr Kynes said:
i know in big threads posts get lost, so i reprinted this one homey.
also "gunwalking' is a bullshit euphamism for what Holder and the O-man allowed to happen right under their noses, which was gun running.
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FYI there was a big cover up to keep the administration from hearing about Fast and Furious.
 
UncleBuck

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Mr Neutron said:
Hey, that's right, if he doesn't return the overage, that is considered income and liable for taxation. So he is screwing the insurance company, causing everyone's rates to go up AND he is screwing the country and all taxpayers because he is not paying what he owes.
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do you report your christmas gifts on your taxes?

not my fault the insurance company never talked to me about the car. they just looked at it and left.
 
NLXSK1

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Mr Neutron said:
Hey, that's right, if he doesn't return the overage, that is considered income and liable for taxation. So he is screwing the insurance company, causing everyone's rates to go up AND he is screwing the country and all taxpayers because he is not paying what he owes.
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And with that one admission, UB's political career crashes and burns.... Oh wait, he is a Democrat.. NM, they will probably erect a statue to him.
 
Dr Kynes

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UncleBuck said:
you wouldn't if you saw the number that low hung shower head inflicted upon me.

one second i'm taking a shower, the next second i am screaming bloody murder on the floor, unable to move or breathe. muscles locked up and seeming like they were never going to unfuck themselves.

i thought that was the end of it, freak shower head incident, but no. we get home and a few days later i am waking up in the middle of the night doing the same routine.

if i put in a heavy day of grunt work pulling weeds or building a greenhouse, i am very liable to lock up for the next week. there have been times when i have been lying on the floor, unable to even get up and get the aleve, waiting helplessly for my wife to get home.

but the vacation was great minus that incident. some silicon forest foreign guy hit my wife's bumper in a parking lot and even though we are a no fault state and they were on private property and not public, the dude volunteers himself to be at fault and has intel's insurance cover the accident. some insurance goon comes by, tells us what we already know about her busted bumper, headlight, and quarter panel and they send us a check for $1500 the next week.

well, i bought some cheap, chinese made after market parts for $300, slap those fuckers on there, and we take an 8 day tour of the state of oregon with the rest of the loot.

good times.
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im sorry man i dont mean to belittle your pain but the way you described it that was some Clark Griswold shit.
like hmmm shower, what could possibly go wrong...
SSSSNNNNAP! CRACKLE! POP!!

and your a fucking bavarian pretzel on the floor with one hand daintily draped in the toilet just for the cherry on top.

i know from experience that back pain is no joke, but the way you got hurt was well... hilariously understated.

no rodeo mishap, no speeding car, no heroic battle with the forces of evil, just a slip in the shower due to a faulty adhesive duck.
 
UncleBuck

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Dr Kynes said:
im sorry man i dont mean to belittle your pain but the way you described it that was some Clark Griswold shit.
like hmmm shower, what could possibly go wrong...
SSSSNNNNAP! CRACKLE! POP!!

and your a fucking bavarian pretzel on the floor with one hand daintily draped in the toilet just for the cherry on top.

i know from experience that back pain is no joke, but the way you got hurt was well... hilariously understated.

no rodeo mishap, no speeding car, no heroic battle with the forces of evil, just a slip in the shower due to a faulty adhesive duck.
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what makes it more awesome is that i never slipped and fell, just tried to get my head under the shower and that was all.
 
Dr Kynes

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abandonconflict said:
FYI there was a big cover up to keep the administration from hearing about Fast and Furious.
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and the government goes to great expense and trouble to turn over every stone if a taxpayer is suspected of not rendering unto ceasar....

the failure of the administration to identify the coverup does not negate their failure to uncover the gun running.

holder's actions when the lights got flipped on made him look like he was the one doing the covering up of things that needed to be covered down.

failure of leadership cause the Fast N furious program to take flight, and another failure of leadership allowed it to be covered up by his stooges and goons who should have been on a tight leash
 
abandonconflict

abandonconflict

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Dr Kynes said:
and the government goes to great expense and trouble to turn over every stone if a taxpayer is suspected of not rendering unto ceasar....

the failure of the administration to identify the coverup does not negate their failure to uncover the gun running.

holder's actions when the lights got flipped on made him look like he was the one doing the covering up of things that needed to be covered down.

failure of leadership cause the Fast N furious program to take flight, and another failure of leadership allowed it to be covered up by his stooges and goons who should have been on a tight leash
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Eric Holder's incompetence is no excuse for the treasonous conspirators coverup.
 
Dr Kynes

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UncleBuck said:
what makes it more awesome is that i never slipped and fell, just tried to get my head under the shower and that was all.
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in my mind bubbalah, you fell, dramatically, in slow motion.

arms pinwheeling, as one leg flies towards the ceiling and the other slips towards the floor. the look of surprise on your face speaking volumes of shock, horror and dismay as you slowly teeter backwards. one hand vainly grasps the handicapped rail as it slips free from the wall with no resistance. you clutch it desperately despite it's inability to slow your descent, it's smooth chrome surface mocking you with illusions of stability and safety.

the fall seem sto take minutes that drag into hours as the impending impact with the cold tile floor looms ever nearer. as your face draws closer to the unyielding tile surface everything comes into stark focus, every detail laid plain for your examination during your endless plummet to certain doom.

you see the slight irregularities in the grout, the minor imperfection at the baseboard, and the droplets of the last tenant's piss that housekeeping failed to properly clean at the base of the crapper. as your fugue state expands time slows even more, allowing you to savour every thrilling and terrifying moment of your fall from glory. the urine spattered tiles draw closer. looming in your minds eye like an impending doom, until finally, with an almost relieved sense of finality you impact the floor, surprised that it didnt hurt as bad as aniticipated. then you try to get up...

and the veil of darkness descends.

le fin.
 
abandonconflict

abandonconflict

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NLXSK1 said:
Who happens to have Eric Holder as their boss... Yes, you said that a number of times.

I believe it is a steaming pile of bullshit...
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If you're not satisfied with the inspector general's exoneration of Eric Holder, you can write Darrell Issa. He can reopen his investigation now that the documents concealed by Obama's invocation of executive privilege have been made public along with the inspector general's finding. I'm sure he will do that, since the inspector general has a conflict of interest.

Or we could keep going in circles here, that's cool too.
 
abandonconflict

abandonconflict

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Dr Kynes said:
in my mind bubbalah, you fell, dramatically, in slow motion.

arms pinwheeling, as one leg flies towards the ceiling and the other slips towards the floor. the look of surprise on your face speaking volumes of shock, horror and dismay as you slowly teeter backwards. one hand vainly grasps the handicapped rail as it slips free from the wall with no resistance. you clutch it desperately despite it's inability to slow your descent, it's smooth chrome surface mocking you with illusions of stability and safety.

the fall seem sto take minutes that drag into hours as the impending impact with the cold tile floor looms ever nearer. as your face draws closer to the unyielding tile surface everything comes into stark focus, every detail laid plain for your examination during your endless plummet to certain doom.

you see the slight irregularities in the grout, the minor imperfection at the baseboard, and the droplets of the last tenant's piss that housekeeping failed to properly clean at the base of the crapper. as your fugue state expands time slows even more, allowing you to savour every thrilling and terrifying moment of your fall from glory. the urine spattered tiles draw closer. looming in your minds eye like an impending doom, until finally, with an almost relieved sense of finality you impact the floor, surprised that it didnt hurt as bad as aniticipated. then you try to get up...

and the veil of darkness descends.

le fin.
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•You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dr Kynes again.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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abandonconflict said:
•You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dr Kynes again.
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thanks, i was thinkin about going more federico fellini, and have sad clowns and shit cartwheeling around him as he fell but instead i stuck to the tragic melancholy of brecht. glad you liked it.
 
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