Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Well, Christmas is right around the corner.

That's the spirit.

 

[Gary Goodson]

That's the spirit.

Nothing like killing hookers to get into the ole holiday spirit

 

[Blue Wizard]

Nothing like killing hookers to get into the ole holiday spirit

You're going to get coal in your stocking for sure.

 

[Gary Goodson]

You're going to get coal in your stocking for sure.

And I’ll use it to bbq hooker meat

 

[jerryb73]

And I’ll use it to bbq hooker meat

Lol

 

[srh88]

And I’ll use it to bbq hooker meat

The best part about killing hookers is.. After their dead sex is free

 

[Grandpapy]

LOL

 

[jerryb73]

Well, Christmas is right around the corner.

No doubt, this year we actually planned ahead, tomorrow is Halloween and we are probably half done with what we plan on getting for Christmas. By we, I mean her. She shopped and said, is this ok before I submit. Lol

 

[Blue Wizard]

The best part about killing hookers is.. After their dead sex is free

If you freeze them they last for years. Just wrap your dick in wax paper first so it doesn't get freezer burn.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Lol

 

[curious2garden]

LOL you crazy ass fucks

 

[Singlemalt]

And I’ll use it to bbq hooker meat

Mmmmm, hooker meat

 

[curious2garden]

Mmmmm, hooker meat

Meh their meat is a bit gamey and stringy from all the walking. I prefer organic gamer ham.

 

[Singlemalt]

Meh their meat is a bit gamey and stringy from all the walking. I prefer organic gamer ham.

They used to say that about brisket, until Gary showed 'em what's what .

 

[Bareback]

And I’ll use it to bbq hooker meat

I'm sooooo going to need this recipe.

Maybe you could call it.....pho or hoe or hooker poe boy with extra sauce.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I'm sooooo going to need this recipe.

Maybe you could call it.....pho or hoe or hooker poe boy with extra sauce.

Lol it’s pronounced “phuh”

I think I’ve posted this before, but I want to open a restaurant. I’m going to call it Pho-Que! I’ll sell pho and bbq. But we won’t sell the pho in bowls, well sell it in cups. That way we can offer pho cups! And I want an old Vietnamese lady to be our greeter. So she can welcome people in with her thick accent “Hi, welcome a pho-que!”

People would be like “did she just tell us welcome and fuck you?!”

 

[abalonehx]

Do you season the Hooker Meat before you freeze it or..?
Asking for a ..friend.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Do you season the Hooker Meat before you freeze it or..?
Asking for a ..friend.

I inject it with my special marinade.

 

[lokie]

Lol it’s pronounced “phuh”

I think I’ve posted this before, but I want to open a restaurant. I’m going to call it Pho-Que! I’ll sell pho and bbq. But we won’t sell the pho in bowls, well sell it in cups. That way we can offer pho cups! And I wan an old Vietnamese lady to be our greater. So she can welcome people in with her thick accent “Hi, welcome a pho-que!”

People would be like “did she just tell us welcome and fuck you?!”

I can imagine it to look something like this.

 

[srh88]

I inject it with my special marinade.

Teriyaki