Random Jabber Jibber thread

[BarnBuster]

What’s up mother lovers? How’s everyone doing????

JIMMY!!!
Where the hell you been?

 

[StonedGardener]

Life's a bitch and then u die, so live your life and be as awesome as possible idk what else to say there ain't no shit about it. I never would have anticipated my journey would be as wild and crazy but it be, and it's the journey within yourself that really matters in the end. I wish I had always been with it and where and who I need to be but that wasn't the cards I was dealt no point looking in the rear view mirror.

So where did your journey take you to ?

 

[unclejoebob]

So where did your journey take you to ?

A 31 year old virgin who didn't finish college and still works shitty jobs while my sister is two years older is married and has six year olds. Hence why I say life is a bitch

 

[StonedGardener]

So where did your journey take you to ?

A 31 year old virgin who didn't finish college and still works shitty jobs while my sister is two years older is married and has six year olds. Hence why I say life is a bitch

Why it certainly is, an always was. Hell, you're on in you thirties , you better strap in. Just wait until your an old fart. The curve balls keep getting worse. Jim Morrison......... " I'm getting out of here,before the whole shithouse goes up in flames". As the Navajo's would say , " Dark winds blow on everyone......it's will power that gets you through it " . Sorry for you misery ! " Nobody said that life would be a cakewalk" , as the old saying goes. You gotta " hold tight ", if not you will be of no help to anyone. When I was a young teen, my father said to me. during those dark times " Ya gotta put your big boy pants on along with some brass balls" ( He a WWII combat vet, which accounted for his demeanor).....
" toughen up". A very loving, wonderful father.

 

[unclejoebob]

Why it certainly is, an always was. Hell, you're on in you thirties , you better strap in. Just wait until your an old fart. The curve balls keep getting worse. Jim Morrison......... " I'm getting out of here,before the whole shithouse goes up in flames". As the Navajo's would say , " Dark winds blow on everyone......it's will power that gets you through it " . Sorry for you misery ! " Nobody said that life would be a cakewalk" , as the old saying goes. You gotta " hold tight ", if not you will be of no help to anyone. When I was a young teen, my father said to me. during those dark times " Ya gotta put your big boy pants on along with some brass balls" ( He a WWII combat vet, which accounted for his demeanor).....
" toughen up". A very loving, wonderful father.

Shit

 

[StonedGardener]

Shit

Keep a big spoon on hand ! I told my kids when they were youngsters............
" expect a stick in the eye, everyday ". If you are a Christian, you can point
your finger at God. I have nothing to blame, it's just physics, nothing personal.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

JIMMY!!!
Where the hell you been?

What’s happening brother?? Business keeps growing and so do the kids. Been a bit busy lol

 

[raratt]

There are rats on my patio getting drinks out of my fountain. I've put out traps to no avail. I don't have the patience to sit out there with my pellet gun and pick them off, guess I could keep it loaded by the back door...

 

[BarnBuster]

There are rats on my patio getting drinks out of my fountain. I've put out traps to no avail. I don't have the patience to sit out there with my pellet gun and pick them off, guess I could keep it loaded by the back door...

Are you using full size Victor brand rat traps? ...and switching around the baits?
I know some of them have adjustable "sensitivity" settings. I've had luck with Havahart live traps but you have to drown them after.
I guess poison's out?

 

[raratt]

Are you using full size Victor brand rat traps? ...and switching around the baits?
I know some of them have adjustable "sensitivity" settings. I've had luck with Havahart live traps but you have to drown them after.
I guess poison's out?

I'm using these:



We don't have wharf rats, these are smaller. Been using pnutbutter. Poison is out because of the dog in the yard. One trap was put in their path to the fountain and they just skipped over it.

 

[Monsieur sunshine]

There are rats on my patio getting drinks out of my fountain. I've put out traps to no avail. I don't have the patience to sit out there with my pellet gun and pick them off, guess I could keep it loaded by the back door...

Put several 5 gallon buckets full of water out.. they'll take care of themselves

 

[BarnBuster]

I'm using these:

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We don't have wharf rats, these are smaller. Been using pnutbutter. Poison is out because of the dog in the yard. One trap was put in their path to the fountain and they just skipped over it.

I had the best results with 'ole reliable, just make sure it's rat trap size not mouse trap. I put out 4 or 5 at a time, and mix up the baits; cheese, p/butter, chocolate, pure mayonnaise, bacon. Don't be surprised if you get coons or possums sniffing around them though.

 

[raratt]

I had the best results with 'ole reliable, just make sure it's rat trap size not mouse trap. I put out 4 or 5 at a time, and mix up the baits; cheese, p/butter, chocolate, pure mayonnaise, bacon. Don't be surprised if you get coons or possums sniffing around them though.
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I have a lot of birds coming to the fountain and I'd probably end up chopping the head off a blue jay.