Hookabelly
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I love that my wife has long hair but I really hate it when it gets in my underwear and ties my junk in a knot.
something tells me @420God problem doesn't stem from laundry though.
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something tells me @420God problem doesn't stem from laundry though.
Hookabelly
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how'd you think it got in my ass
lol
Whoops, must've read the post wrong. You were talking about two dif. instances. sorry. I think my guy sheds more than me! beard hairs show up everywhere.
Trousers
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suffering is real
suffering is caused by desire
suffering ends
suffering ending has a cause: Right Understanding, Right Thought, Right Speech, Right Action, Right Livelihood, Right Effort, Right Mindfulness and Right Concentration.
pleasure is fleeting
chicks with dicks
suffering is caused by desire
suffering ends
suffering ending has a cause: Right Understanding, Right Thought, Right Speech, Right Action, Right Livelihood, Right Effort, Right Mindfulness and Right Concentration.
pleasure is fleeting
chicks with dicks
Gary Goodson
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Flaming Pie
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I'm only posting here so I can click on my signature and get to my thread.
watched threads?
Flaming Pie
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abe supercro
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after several months and two bitter cold nights, my feral cat finally figured out exactly how it's outdoor kitty condo works. 
what the fuck is with military wives and their goddamn "pop up sales" and "avon lady bullshit"
im constantly invited to all their "parties"
- younique make up
- keep collective
- scentsy parties
just stop. i dont wanna spend my money on overpriced crap so you can get free jewelry
im constantly invited to all their "parties"
- younique make up
- keep collective
- scentsy parties
just stop. i dont wanna spend my money on overpriced crap so you can get free jewelry
mr sunshine
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You missed it girl.
This is the Oklahoma city rapist cop finding out he's just been sentenced to 263 years in prison.
That should do it!
oh wow ow. what an asshole..sorry i really havent been doing the whole news thing lately.
qwizoking
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go get that pink mary kay car lol
so every now and again i get finger pricked and fill a couple tubes with blood also. the same chick tries to do me every time.. and every time it goes the same way.
she asks what finger, i give her the middle. she says you can tell alot about a person by the finger blah blah. she squeezes my finger so perfectly tight filling the tip with blood, pricks nd proceeds to stroke milking the blood out. says if it hurts ill let you stick me lol
now its just harmless flirting i suppose on her part.. but i never knew a finger prick could be so erotic
so every now and again i get finger pricked and fill a couple tubes with blood also. the same chick tries to do me every time.. and every time it goes the same way.
she asks what finger, i give her the middle. she says you can tell alot about a person by the finger blah blah. she squeezes my finger so perfectly tight filling the tip with blood, pricks nd proceeds to stroke milking the blood out. says if it hurts ill let you stick me lol
now its just harmless flirting i suppose on her part.. but i never knew a finger prick could be so erotic
The other day I was getting P&A some something or another & call a vendor.
Typical scenario is I state the name of the company, they look up the account on the computer which then automatically calculates our discount.
So I'm talking to this gal in sales & tell her the company name - I can hear her typing so I shut up for a minute.
And she says "are you going to tell me what you need?" and I answer "Oh, I was waiting for you to finish playing on your keyboard" to which she reply's "but I'm playing with it for you" . . . (long silence after which she giggles nervously).
So I say "Well, now that was awkward" & she says "Yeah" with another giggle.
Random rant: Off.
Typical scenario is I state the name of the company, they look up the account on the computer which then automatically calculates our discount.
So I'm talking to this gal in sales & tell her the company name - I can hear her typing so I shut up for a minute.
And she says "are you going to tell me what you need?" and I answer "Oh, I was waiting for you to finish playing on your keyboard" to which she reply's "but I'm playing with it for you" . . . (long silence after which she giggles nervously).
So I say "Well, now that was awkward" & she says "Yeah" with another giggle.
Random rant: Off.
ChingOwn
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You could become the giner tingle lady
My ex came over one time after the giner tingle lady went to her friends house it was like a Tupperware party but for the vagina
She said the first thing the lady did was pass a round some gel that all the girls put on there ginas to make them tingle then exebited a bunch of sex stuff for sale or order said they sold like hotcakes after they gina tingle gel took effect
then she came to my house all wound up
You could be a gina tingle lady for army wives.
Blue Wizard
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That's just a pyramid scheme. They talked about it on Penn and Teller's Bullshit, there was even one for guys that sold man cave crap. She'd just lose money doing that.