Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[lokie]

I'm not looking forward to this day.
I'm ill prepared to talk to anyone, let alone having to bare bad news too.
I'm feeling a bit licentious, sunken and unscrewed.

I don't drink spirits often but I want to drink today although I need to be sober for my Mrs.

I have not felt this way in months. I feel like going and committing
crimes all around Gotham.

I feel like a Rebel without a Clue.

I'm having to use products to help with my split ends.

 

[420God]

Get in line, buddy. The girl is sexy as hell (Mexican, btw). I don't think this is xmas talk...

I thought she was Asian too, and I'm Asian, although people think I'm Mexican.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I thought she was Asian too, and I'm Asian, although people think I'm Mexican.

I thought she was Filipino. Either way, she's brown so she passes the Bob test.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I thought she was Asian too, and I'm Asian, although people think I'm Mexican.

Are y'all going to have tamales on Christmas? If so, then even I might think you're Mexican!

 

[420God]

Are y'all going to have tamales on Christmas? If so, then even I might think you're Mexican!

I hope so! Not really sure what the family is cooking this year. I have to do 3 Christmases in the next week.

 

[curious2garden]

My brother in law, Bob, was kill on the scene of a fatal and tragic car accident last night. Bob was 75, a devout Christian, good man, husband and.....

With in 2 hours of the accident his daughter called to let us know.
No additional information is known at this time.

My wife is expectedly grief stricken.

I will call the kids in the morning.
My wife will be calling aunt Ester.

No, just no, I am so sorry Lokie for your entire family right now. Please take good care of yourselves.

 

[Grandpapy]

Are y'all going to have tamales on Christmas? If so, then even I might think you're Mexican!

Yep, Tamales, New York Strip, Lumpia, and Pecan Pie.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Are y'all going to have tamales on Christmas? If so, then even I might think you're Mexican!

We're having Chinese at my daughters house (the remodeling project).

She's a vegan and won't eat anything else. So the wife located an Asian place 9 miles away that has both vegan and regular food and they're open Christmas.

Wife asks, 'what do you want?' I said moo goo gai pan and shrimp toast. She said they don't have that.

Just get me something with shrimp and chicken in it then. As long as everybody else is happy, I'm fucking cool. My older daughter and I will be ducking into the garage to burn a couple, I'll have fun!

 

[Gary Goodson]

We're having Chinese at my daughters house (the remodeling project).

She's a vegan and won't eat anything else. So the wife located an Asian place 9 miles away that has both vegan and regular food and they're open Christmas.

Wife asks, 'what do you want?' I said moo goo gai pan and shrimp toast. She said they don't have that.

Just get me something with shrimp and chicken in it then. As long as everybody else is happy, I'm fucking cool. My older daughter and I will be ducking into the garage to burn a couple, I'll have fun!

I'll be making prime rib and all the fix'ns. I'm really excited about that! Our tree is lit the fuck up and has a shit ton of presents under it, busting out on all sides. It'll probably be just me and my family this year, but we hooked the kids up hard core. They will have a good christmas and I'm excited about that too. Can't wait to see my youngest going to town on all his presents!

 

[StonedFarmer]

Im going to listen to this band all day.

@srh88 do you like these guys at all?

 

[a senile fungus]

Im going to listen to this band all day.

@srh88 do you like these guys at all?

i'm coming down from a hardcore ball tripping last night and this is exactly what i needed to seeee!!!!

 

[cannabineer]

My brother in law, Bob, was kill on the scene of a fatal and tragic car accident last night. Bob was 75, a devout Christian, good man, husband and.....

With in 2 hours of the accident his daughter called to let us know.
No additional information is known at this time.

My wife is expectedly grief stricken.

I will call the kids in the morning.
My wife will be calling aunt Ester.

I cannot Like this, so please know you and your family are in my thoughts.

 

[StonedFarmer]

i'm coming down from a hardcore ball tripping last night and this is exactly what i needed to seeee!!!!

They are very entertaining for videos and the music works well for trippin. Instills thw need to just dance and smile at people. If this song doesn't entertain then I do not know. Its just so upbeat. Im about to throw on panic in the satanic attic. Stellar album to clean too

 

[Hookabelly]

My brother in law, Bob, was kill on the scene of a fatal and tragic car accident last night. Bob was 75, a devout Christian, good man, husband and.....

With in 2 hours of the accident his daughter called to let us know.
No additional information is known at this time.

My wife is expectedly grief stricken.

I will call the kids in the morning.
My wife will be calling aunt Ester.

Oh just saw this. No words are enough when you lose someone you love. Heart goes out to you and your family. So sorry. He sounds like a very good man.

 

[srh88]

Im going to listen to this band all day.

@srh88 do you like these guys at all?

I'll check em out when I get home.. I've been digging in mud all day. It sucks dick

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

My brother in law, Bob, was kill on the scene of a fatal and tragic car accident last night. Bob was 75, a devout Christian, good man, husband and.....

With in 2 hours of the accident his daughter called to let us know.
No additional information is known at this time.

My wife is expectedly grief stricken.

I will call the kids in the morning.
My wife will be calling aunt Ester.

That is horrible especially this close to Christmas.
prayers to you and your family.

 

[Singlemalt]

My brother in law, Bob, was kill on the scene of a fatal and tragic car accident last night. Bob was 75, a devout Christian, good man, husband and.....

With in 2 hours of the accident his daughter called to let us know.
No additional information is known at this time.

My wife is expectedly grief stricken.

I will call the kids in the morning.
My wife will be calling aunt Ester.

Condolences, Lokie. It's always a shitty time for a death.

 

[Indagrow]

I wanna hump the Asian chick.

What about that enchanting Mr.Lady?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

My brother in law, Bob, was kill on the scene of a fatal and tragic car accident last night. Bob was 75, a devout Christian, good man, husband and.....

With in 2 hours of the accident his daughter called to let us know.
No additional information is known at this time.

My wife is expectedly grief stricken.

I will call the kids in the morning.
My wife will be calling aunt Ester.

Awww man Lokie. I'm terribly sorry to hear this. Your wife is lucky to have you right now. Please take care.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

This will be the first time in my life I am not with my family on Christmas. My wife is over 8 months pregnant and we have strict orders from the Dr. not to change elevation (I'm at 8,000 ft and the family is at 62 ft. LOL)

So we are gonna start our own Christmas traditions. We're thinking of ordering a pizza and saying "to hell with it".