Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[tyler.durden]

SMH, Subway, "50% something else". Didn't they cheat us out of an inch a while back, too?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...art-something-else-according-to-dna-analysis/

That's an easy claim to make. A few women have accused me of the same...

 

[curious2garden]

That's an easy claim to make. A few women have accused me of the same...

LOL I thought about saying that!

What's really stupid is they could have made money off this in a three prong approach:
(1) Full meat (with 1% seasoning), Bistro Style Chicken sandwich (charge a premium price),
(2) Healthier for you -- transition to vegetarian style 50/50 Chicken/TVP sandwich Friend's of the Earth (charge current price),
(3) Full vegetarian, 100% TVP, 1 Planet (charge ultra premium price).

Do the same with the roast beef line subbing in percentages of tvp and portobello mushroom.

LOL idiots, never hide, just spin.

 

[srh88]

Lol. My Comcast bill is more per month than my 1st new car loan was for a 1976 Monte Carlo.

Like $75 dollars more and Comcast doesn't have reclining seats or cruise control.

And to think it used to be free with an antenna and an electric rotor.

im a little over 200 a month with comcast. my house is 150/month and the garage apartment is just internet so 50/month. but then they tack in other stupid little taxes and charges. its a rip off lol

 

[StonedFarmer]

im a little over 200 a month with comcast. my house is 150/month and the garage apartment is just internet so 50/month. but then they tack in other stupid little taxes and charges. its a rip off lol

Dude it is over 2 bills here for cable, and unlimited internet. About 275 a month, don't even have all them fancy channels

Canada has terrible rates for web and cable.

 

[StonedFarmer]

LoL so I got yelled at by some random dude on the street today.

He kept repeating "whats up bud" I thought dude was gunna sucker punch me for a moment.

He knew my name, I didnt know him?

Very strange

Edit: so I may take a friends daughter to a show tonight as apparently they no feel well and I am a responsible human being only 15min walk from thw venue.

I do not like the band much but they serve whiskey at the venue.

Tldr; I am taking a kid to see pierce the veil, because her mom is sick. I have to stay soberish.

I am so awkward

"Fresh fresh fresh lemonade" this stickybuds remix is seccy af

Swervin it awervin it burnin it burnin it

 

[tyler.durden]

You know another thing I really appreciate about prostitutes is that they never get pregnant and want to have your baby. Here's to the working girls...

 

[srh88]

You know another thing I really appreciate about prostitutes is that they never get pregnant and want to have your baby. Here's to the working girls...

 

[lokie]

 

[srh88]

 

[Gary Goodson]

I don't normally eat sweets but baklava... mother fucker back up! Mmmmmm it's so fucking good. That just made my night.

I will literally fist fight you for the last piece of baklava.

 

[lokie]

I don't normally eat sweets but baklava... mother fucker back up! Mmmmmm it's so fucking good. That just made my night.
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I will literally fist fight you for the last piece of baklava.

That could be unhealthy if you have split personalities.

 

[Gary Goodson]

That could be unhealthy if you have split personalities.

lol I guess you're right. Good thing I don't

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I don't normally eat sweets but baklava... mother fucker back up! Mmmmmm it's so fucking good. That just made my night.
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I will literally fist fight you for the last piece of baklava.

Son of a bitch. The wife makes that and told me once she invented the diamond cut style.

I think I've been played.

 

[Nugachino]

Thinking of slapping the rest of this onto a couple COBs. I want to see if Cree can swim.

Actually I want to upgrade my light to about 200-250w. I found this in the shed while looking through my stored crap. And it gave me an idea.

The rest of it is in the shittily taped up box. It's part of an old pc water cooler I never installed.

 

[lokie]

Thinking of slapping the rest of this onto a couple COBs. I want to see if Cree can swim.

Actually I want to upgrade my light to about 200-250w. I found this in the shed while looking through my stored crap. And it gave me an idea.

The rest of it is in the shittily taped up box. It's part of an old pc water cooler I never installed. View attachment 3897924

Thats a cool heat sink ya got there.
It reminds me of my Overclocking days.

I had my PC fine tuned to the point it was booting up even before I restarted it.

 

[StonedFarmer]

From add me on facebook wad my last words.

"Dude shes roasting you harደ"

Ok she got me good 4 times

Who is this girl?

I do not know but she makes fun of sf quick

Very rude ahe is calling me "canadian"

 

[StonedFarmer]

I think we discussed dick sizes and even got sad

I am unsure who she is but when she wakes up I will text slam that pussy

Like a man

 

[tyler.durden]

I just finished rehearsal at this chick's place who doesn't own a tv or a computer (she has a smartphone, though). She is very interesting, an unbelievable cellist and a Pilates instructor. I think I'm in love, although I believe she's gay...

 

[Nugachino]

Who needs tv. Your mobile has your daily dose of unnecessary crap ads.

 

[tyler.durden]

Who needs tv. Your mobile has your daily dose of unnecessary crap ads.

It's amazing how far technology has come. She runs two businesses successfully with just a smartphone, and watches the occasional show or movie. Telephone/fax/email/texting/tweeting/blogging/vlogging/social media/browsing/fapping... on one tiny, dependable device. It really is wonderful, I'm still not fully used to it...