Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Confidential informant aka snitch....
Oh I watched the whole series "The Wire". So less James Bond and more so Bubbles?

Fuck that. If they're gonna label you CI, may as well pick what the letters stand for.

If it was me, I'd probably be honest and Go with "Criminally Insane". People fuck with you faaaar less when they think you're gonna wig out at any moment.

Ooooh - if they follow you, just start doing THIS:
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Look guys can we please not talk bout this.

I'd prefer to just chill and not have to think of my door being kicked in again.

K thanks and now back to your regular programming
 
No one I know someone tried to pick me up as a. Hoe tonight while on the phone. With senile fungas pretty scary
 
You need a pet alligator or a chow chow. I have two chow chow pups ultimate guard dogs. one male one female for sale. unfortunately I'm fresh out of alligators.
 
I seen somebody's pet cat apparently. It was about 100 pounds,had a three foot tail, cleared 16ft of road in one bound. DNR don't believe me. It was no more than a mile from their home base btw.
 
Woah! I've had nights of bad dreams and doors getting knocked in; in the UK.

Those days are long over. If the UK ever went legal I may go home to London. Weed is double the price per KG but I'm sure prices would lessen.
 
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