Random Jibber Jabber Thread

if i just LIKEd all of you LIKE a bunch of times LIKE i'm sorry but it appears LIKE either safari or java or something LIKE that is messing with my LIKE button
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now back on track...got so high after dinner that i tried to hit the wick holder instead of my pipe :eyesmoke:
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When the Cardinals pick a Pope a white puff of smoke is sent up the chimney. Do they all come out with sun glasses on giggling?
 
grrr my friend is such a liar, like just dont lie, just tell me your hanging out with that crack hoe two faced bitch seriously LOL
 
grrr my friend is such a liar, like just dont lie, just tell me your hanging out with that crack hoe two faced bitch seriously LOL
come hang out with us, just cracked open a jar of ex cheese that has been curing for 6 months. now that's a lovely smell. i'd wear that. eau de ex cheese :eyesmoke:
 
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
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I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost… It’s a man thing.

*Awkward* but I've gotten a lot of emails about this. You guys...I love you...you have to read the whole thing. I didn't...actually play bagpipes...and I feel sooo bad for posting this joke now because so many people were like "Aw that's such a heartfelt story..." It's....i'm sorry.
 
grrr my friend is such a liar, like just dont lie, just tell me your hanging out with that crack hoe two faced bitch seriously LOL

Ew don't you hate that? I know it's childish but I hate it when my friends hang out with people I hate. I don't say anything because I don't want them to know i'm childish, but I hate hate hate it. Seriously. A lot.
 
Ew don't you hate that? I know it's childish but I hate it when my friends hang out with people I hate. I don't say anything because I don't want them to know i'm childish, but I hate hate hate it. Seriously. A lot.
oh i have good reason to hate her but i dont care if they hangout fuck by all fucking means ya know? ..i hate that SHE LIES about it. theres no need, you already made plans no friggin big deal lol
 
I got pulled over by a cop... when he walked up to the window I asked if he was inviting me to the policeman's ball... he said police don't have balls... he closed his ticket book and walked away.
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So last night as the Raspberry Cough hash was having its Viking way with my quivering lobes, I was struck by the phallic/vulvic symbology in the original Alien. This led me into wondering where all the Alien/Predator porn is. I blew my mind trying to picture an Alien and a Predator engaging in oral acts. If two such French-kiss, who's the likely survivor? How many teeth in an Alien pussy? How many fangs on/around a Pred putz? Some random weedy wonderings. cn
 
Lol.....dam...I need some of that Raspberry Cough hash.....On second thought na....that could be kinda dangerous for my brain...muahahahah....the modem is running kinda slow today!!!
 
oh i have good reason to hate her but i dont care if they hangout fuck by all fucking means ya know? ..i hate that SHE LIES about it. theres no need, you already made plans no friggin big deal lol

Oh. Well I guess i'm on my own then lol. I still hate it.
 
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