Karma has been trying to kill him for decades. You see, Karma dictated that the fat bastard die naked and alone in the bathroom, but the stench of Roger Ailes within the small confines of a bathroom, was more than anyone or anything could withstand, even Karma. Today, luckily for Karma, Ailes took a ten pound shit in the north bathroom and clogged the "Fox News Room" (the toilet). He then went to shower the shit out of his folds in the south bathroom. This seemingly insignificant change in routine is what gave Karma the opening it had been waiting for. There, standing fat and naked before Karma, in a bathroom that didn't smell all that bad, Roger Ailes, ten pounds less full of shit, finally met Karma. A delicious dish, served hot or cold.