Random dribble: few weeks back I was about to take the kids to the beach to play and a neighbor who I dont like was downstairs yapping so I said (more to myself), we'll go in a few minutes when that dumb bitch goes home I dont feel like dealing with her. Both of my girls sitting there, "I dont like her too"; <good programming daddy. Few weeks go by and that same neighbor catches me on one of my "eager days" and says "your youngest daughter says you dont like me". I looked at her and said, whats a fkn 60 year old woman doing listening to 4 year old kids, are you a child too? Then I turned around and walked off.
About to go tell her this morning my kids only said that because thats what they hear me fucking say, get the motherfucking hint.