The best advice you ever got?
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Super Toker
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You've got too lick it, before you stick it !!
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
parables always leave good advice
joe macclennan
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I used to have a shirt that said that.
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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i have one with the teaparty logo on it.
dababydroman
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"you can take a horse to the water but you cant make him drink"
ultraviolet pirate
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"keep your eyes on the butt end of the tree when you cut it, them mutherfuggas will kick back and fuck you up"- big gay frankie ray
shrxhky420
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"hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head"
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silasraven
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never have sex before marriage
Carne Seca
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Dad - Trust is the hardest thing to earn and the easiest to lose.
Mom - The opinions of worthless people are worthless.
Grandma - Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Me - Wut?
Mom - The opinions of worthless people are worthless.
Grandma - Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Me - Wut?
Hepheastus420
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And remember, "just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not after you"
Hepheastus420
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I have a very wise friend who always seems to care about everybody, even the people who have hurt him. I've seen people be absolute DICKS to him but he keeps his cool and it looks like it doesn't bother him. I've learned from him. You just gotta let shit go and don't let it bother you. Don't take things personally.
I'd go on a rant to explain myself, but this sums it up... "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one who gets burned"
I'd go on a rant to explain myself, but this sums it up... "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one who gets burned"
joe macclennan
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Yep, stayin angry will only cloud your judgment. It can be a great motivator tho if directed. This leads me to my next quote.
Revenge is a dish best served cold
another one;
Screw me once shame on you, screw me twice shame on me.
joe macclennan
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Quote from Albert Einstein
"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this."
"The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this."
joe macclennan
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"Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded."Abraham Lincoln (1809-65), U.S. President.
Speech, 18 Dec. 1840, to Illinois House of Representatives
Speech, 18 Dec. 1840, to Illinois House of Representatives
hereshegrows
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You can let a bird land on your shoulder but don't let it build a nest.