The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Update - Yellow Dream

This little lady has exploded in growth with the pee drenching.

I am pleased with how well she has responded.
I am going to brew up a EWC ( EWPee ) Worm Pee Tea . I will add to a tablespoon of EWC to the water bottle - a little more water to dilute and just shake up a Power smoothie for drenching. I cant foliar it since i will not filter this and it would clog spray head.

I think i will give her this in a couple days since she had her “ piss drench “ on Tuesday. I dont want to overwater



This bottle is about 1/4 full and that is an estimate of pee used before i brew the Worm Pee Tea. I will show the mix when i do it in a couple days.

EWC soaked in urine. Lol. Pot growers .we a nasty bunch . And thing is when this works, theres gonna be alot of people pissin in their pot. I mean my Flower Girl/bat guano /composted manure tea is almost gagworthy. My wife curses me from the other room ," youre mixing that shit shake again you bastard!" But the stuff works. So she shuts up and smokes the benefit. This will work too and seeing as how its free and literally always available..... i wonder how many of these old school growers pissed on their outdoor plants. Maybe thats where the terps went. I believe that peenelope will be a success.

You should smell Happy Frog Fruit and Flower dry fertilizer- now that shit smells like straight barnyard ass.

Here is the thing tho - we bring fertilizer / compost products indoors for soil grows - no matter the brand its still will stink up a closed space.

Think about it … would you bring in your composter and park it next to your bed ? … well maybe some of you nasty fucks lol. I worry more about the fine particles from the bags and breathing that shit.

Even that Roots Organic Terp Tea ( grow and bloom ) has some nose funk to it.

If you haven’t ever heard of poop particles do not google it and just go on living the good life

Maybe we should start a S.H.I.T Method ( Shit Hard in Topsoil ) thread ……

LOL.

I actually do wear a mask when im mixing soil and amendments. Alot of n95 masks left after covid19. Perlite dust is bad. I wash it now after you suggested it. Im willing to put up with the smell(wife is less enthusiastic) if it means i dont have to buy expensive bottles of bs that doesnt work as good as the cheap bag of organic real shit shit.

Start a P.I.S.S. cup contest

Drop That Sound said:

Start a P.I.S.S. cup contest

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That is a good idea but me thinks there would be some “ cheaters “

Surprised nobody added their own “ grow “ so far.
I was gonna do a “ HemPee Bucket “ grow but figured one plant in basic soil would suffice for this test. If it lives , ok. If it burns , drops dead or becomes conscious and start talking then all good too.

I am not re-inventing the wheel just pissing on it.
lol.

I’m thinking some of the people here on RIU might be hygiene challenged and literally just plant a seed in their nasty crusty ass undies and grow a plant …

UPDATE :

EWC ( EWPee ) - Soil drench Worm Tea Pee

Yellow Dream is still kickin and actually doing pretty well. I added approx. 1/8 teaspoon of Worm Gold Plus to the water / pee liquid .
I wasn’t sure of how much to use and may bump that in the next drench. I like that particular brand of EWC and use it in my regular layered soil mixes. I added a bit more water to that bottle I shown ( post #141 ) to increase amount and mix the EWC.

I also decided to bump up lighting on it .

This test plant will run as-is …. No training , No topping . In Flower , I may defoliate ( if it makes it that is )

Why complicate things ?

I forgot to add that plant is showing some nice tight node spaces. Since I try to run a tight ship indoors , there are zero bugs present.
Maybe the pee killed them …. Lol.

Piss Tip :

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It’s true … we are now in the age of computer AI…. “Butt“ another breakthrough is only an asshole away.
Here is a simple , sustainable , free and powerful way to shred those terps out of every plant !

Your stank ass farts contain life giving gases, such as nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane, but a small portion includes hydrogen sulfide, which causes it smell like rotten eggs.

And who doesn’t love eggs ?

It has been found that more pleasant smelling compounds, including alpha- and beta-pinene and limonene are present those valuable air-bisquits.
Terps ….. God Damn TERPS.

You are literally shitting terps. ( Mind Blown )

Think about all of those valuable amendments left in your stank ass bloomers . Every time you shit your pants , whether at church , walking down the street or for no fucking reason. Even the huge loss in “ Garden Gold “ when you piss yourself - leaving all of that hobo loving stink liquid running down your leg .

Time to Turn Up the TERPS !

Follow this simple 2 step method to make your garden reek with “ Danky Diaper DANK “

Step 1 : Position yourself for maximum flow thru - works in open room grows or indoor tent setups . Ambient CO2 levels will rise …
Spread your swamp ass cannon and hold until you chamber the appropriate Terp Torpedo.
Note : You can apply this Gas Attack during Lights on or Lights off.





Step 2 : Time to release “ The CRACKen “ ….. push out all those airborne plant enriching nutrients .
Grunting and Trembling are common symptoms in this process. Multiple crop dusting is encouraged for sativas / IBL landraces.

Note : If you have the propensity to shit yourself ( lack of control / diarrhea ) - you may want to lay down plastic and see a psychologist/ medical doctor.
Note : No open flame Don’t be like one of those stupid fucks that blast BHO in the bathroom and blow up your ass.




Enjoy the fruits of your labor and savor that Swamp Ass Goodness.

Are people finally taking urine seriously or are they still grossed out and paying to use animal piss and shit on their grows? All my grows, even hydro had liquid gold.

I found this tonight. The difference in results between male urine and female urine. Have your lady help you out lol

Pee Update :

Yellow Dream -

She is doing just fine … I moved her to a new spot under a quantum rig. Her leaves are already extending to pot edges.
I do not plan to up pot it for this test , but will let it get some more growth in before I flip it.

She is running on last PEE DRENCH with the Worm Pee Tea . No Burns or weird leaf.
So I will just treat her as a normal plant. Her next “ golden shower “ will probably be next week as pot seems a bit heavy still.

No bugs either.

She is looking PISStasic !

Budzbuddha said:

That is a good idea but me thinks there would be some “ cheaters “

Surprised nobody added their own “ grow “ so far.
I was gonna do a “ HemPee Bucket “ grow but figured one plant in basic soil would suffice for this test. If it lives , ok. If it burns , drops dead or becomes conscious and start talking then all good too.

I am not re-inventing the wheel just pissing on it.
lol.

I’m thinking some of the people here on RIU might be hygiene challenged and literally just plant a seed in their nasty crusty ass undies and grow a plant …

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Golden showers for all the young ones.
I mixed 3 parts water to 1 part pee and sprayed them down. Seems to be working for you lol.

Tvanmunhen said:

Golden showers for all the young ones.View attachment 5288796
I mixed 3 parts water to 1 part pee and sprayed them down. Seems to be working for you lol.View attachment 5288797

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Pee looks like you a Wee bit dehydrated

Tvanmunhen said:

Golden showers for all the young ones.View attachment 5288796
I mixed 3 parts water to 1 part pee and sprayed them down. Seems to be working for you lol.View attachment 5288797

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jesus looks like you were holding in a bucket !
Back teeth must have been floating LOL.

What dilute ratio you looking to “ spray “ with ?

Budzbuddha said:

Pee looks like you a Wee bit dehydrated

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I need to step up my hydration it's been a weekend of weed whacking and mowing.

Budzbuddha said:

Pee looks like you a Wee bit dehydrated

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looks like mine on an uncomfortable saturday morning..

Boatguy said:

looks like mine on an uncomfortable saturday morning..

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Looks better than Bud Lite