The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide
T macc
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"Tell em what he's won!"It’s the new “snake oil”
Tell ‘em what he’s won!!!
(Long suspenseful pause)
*in a highly enthusiastic tone scream*
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The man is deaf and it's just silence
"Congratulations!!!"
Budzbuddha
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HydroKid239
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out with the old
In with the new
In with the new 
Billytheluther
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Don’t blame you man, theres a lot to learn from these dudes, this thread just got out of hand
go go kid
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thats a great idea man, the P.I.S.S method is ok, but im not sure about messing with shit.
you can adjust the content of the piss by eating a diet high in either, nitrogen (not worth while as it contins so much anyway.) potassium, bannana diet. and foods high in phosphrous. sounds like a great challange. im up for it
Budzbuddha
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Interesting ideas - 
SHIT CUP CHAMPIONSHIP
P.I.S.S. CUP
Who needs that lame Cannabis Cup ?
Win prestige with the Golden Shit Pile or Golden Toilet Trophy. Envy of gardeners from around the world. Imagine when everyone that recognizes your fame in growing shitty weed by doing the international “ nose pinch and Pee-You “ salute.
Even some of you lacking in the ladies dept , would have thousands of undies thrown at you - even from construction guys !
Can you Imagine ?
Behold the ultimate prize - The Golden Shit Pile
Sponsored by Charmin
SHIT CUP CHAMPIONSHIP
P.I.S.S. CUP
Who needs that lame Cannabis Cup ?
Win prestige with the Golden Shit Pile or Golden Toilet Trophy. Envy of gardeners from around the world. Imagine when everyone that recognizes your fame in growing shitty weed by doing the international “ nose pinch and Pee-You “ salute.
Even some of you lacking in the ladies dept , would have thousands of undies thrown at you - even from construction guys !
Can you Imagine ?
Behold the ultimate prize - The Golden Shit Pile
Sponsored by Charmin
Budzbuddha
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Yes … i am running a plant on this method. That is why i started it. It is for both fun and facts. Pee has been a known fertilizer - BTW most of the nutrients you use in your own grows are derived from various animal waste ( chicken / cow / fish manure ) or has UREA based nitrogen sources.
Many don’t really dive deeper into the rabbit hole ( another fertilizer BTW
) about how pee is a sustainable source of micronutrients / nitrogen / phosphorus / etc.My experiment is using a slight diluted form in the watering. Plant is in a standard bagged medium but will be infused with this pee water. The plant is thriving quite well.
Pee is actually near PH neutral too.
Gardeners often get their “ hands dirty “ in the garden - this no different.
Budzbuddha
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Pee Tip :The average urine tests at about 6.0, but typical urine pH may range from 4.5–8.0. The higher the number, the more basic your urine is. Other health factors / hydration / diet also plays into its purity.
Forget AN nutrients claim of “ PH PERFECT “ - you actually piss “ PeeH Perfect “ - mind blown
Budzbuddha
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I mean who hasn’t pulled over , pissed on a bush or tree ?
You can literally piss on any plant. It will not burn them as quickly as say animal pee high in ammonia.
Like the little fuckers that yellow spot your grass.
Been to plenty of kegger parties / poker games on patio and was shown the “ yard tree “. Tree still alive.
Budzbuddha
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You can run anytime - I believe @Tvanmunhen is possibly running a plant or two.
Mine started at post #2 ( april 22 ) and currently ( last pic update ) post #181 ( may 8 )
April 22 -
May 8
Plant is thriving and will get another “ golden shower “ around friday. I will update that when i add “ wonder pee “
Budzbuddha
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One plant is fine. It isnt a contest just a test.
Win or Fail , we will see what will happen.
deepshizzol
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I have been treating my 3 plants to a little drink from the home made lemonade tap... I read it's good for potassium deficiency... It defo sorted the problem out if light green leaves .. they became dark and lush looking in under a week... The difference was remarkable... And I used 10:1 also as I also read that this was correct dosage
deepshizzol
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deepshizzol
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Critical Piss@CarolinaPothead - Whizz Widow
Excellente
Who’s next ?
Here is some strain names up for grabs :
Piss Pie
Piss Breath
Walter Whiz
Nutsack Haze
Grand Daddy Pee
Tinkle OG
Do-si-Piss