the silent thread

[IRON-EYES]

My profile ain't lying begger king baby

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

My profile ain't lying begger king baby

please dont send the stormtroopers knockin,I dont play nice with gistapo.

 

[IRON-EYES]

please dont send the stormtroopers knockin,I dont play nice with gistapo.

Yeah right can't get those fools to mow the lawn they fucking stoners

 

[Yessica...]

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Dude,you Live in a can? Welcome to my neighboorhood.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Yeah right can't get those fools to mow the lawn they fucking stoners

Ever hit a Gi-Joe action figure with a pushmower?Its probably why.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Ever hit a Gi-Joe action figure with a pushmower?Its probably why.

Na but I hit a sprinkler head with one that sucks pretty bad so I get you

 

[IRON-EYES]

You ever wake up in the desert covered in blood in some hookers underwear with a couple kilos of chicken bullion rappd down like they were drugs Layn nearby. No memory of the night befor? weird fucking times

 

[Yessica...]

Ever hit a Gi-Joe action figure with a pushmower?Its probably why.

They Sure can DANCE though! Fuck lawn-mowing skills. I HATE mowing the lawn!

 

[IRON-EYES]

So grandma complains of backaches we take her to the doctor and he says literally she's missing two of her vertebrae due to deterioration

 

[qwizoking]

Hey!
Keep it down
I can hear you all the way in c&e

 

[IRON-EYES]

So the doctor takes one of her lower leg bones out and build a spacer for her back to spread her spine back to normal

 

[IRON-EYES]

So alls well for six months

 

[IRON-EYES]

And we come back to the topic of push mowers

 

[IRON-EYES]

So instead of calling one of her dozens of strapping young man relatives she breaks out the old rusty slow pushing push mower and in the process of pushing it her leg just breaks all of its own and I mean through the skin it was only on one bone anymore

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Nothin like a good ole Snapper!

 

[IRON-EYES]

So grandma's old you know World War II in the field nurse ass 60 years chicken farming as a single mother. Two Barnes at 6000 birds a piece hired hands she need em did everything she could herself I Have enormous respect fo this woman so on her leg break she decides to hop in the Cadillac and drive to the hospital

 

[Yessica...]

You ever wake up in the desert covered in blood in some hookers underwear with a couple kilos of chicken bullion rappd down like they were drugs Layn nearby. No memory of the night befor? weird fucking times

I know EXACTLY what you mean...

 

[IRON-EYES]

She wrecked into a road crew on lunch break with surprisingly no injuries

 

[dluck]

**burp**

 

[IRON-EYES]

That's my push mower story