The UK Growers Thread!

RiffiX

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stop eating that american junk then, go to a real sarnie shop and they'll usually have fresh roasted meats from that day.
I love them burger van typ things that serve roast pork and stuffing or beef and gravy butties... Mmmm. Subway fails now as they don't want to offend Muslims so they don't serve anything pork.
 

tip top toker

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I love them burger van typ things that serve roast pork and stuffing or beef and gravy butties... Mmmm. Subway fails now as they don't want to offend Muslims so they don't serve anything pork.
in light of the last few pages, but also in light of how fucked up society is, is that fo real? wouldn't surprise me to be honest.

know what i'd say to any muslims that came in complaining about pork...
 

bobbybigbud

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Rite get on this am 41/2 weeks into flower biggish plant in the tent in the bedroom me bird as just txt me sayin she as just ordered sky 4 the bedroom coming to fit it on Monday y do they do it wat the fuck am I gona do am in work plus can't even open the box till 11am y y y y y y y y y didn't she just wait for 4 weeks am really pissed off now bring on some more jokes.
 

tip top toker

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how obvious would it be to them guys? anywhere you can stash it for 1 day like a spare cupboard etc? that sounds sucky as hell! stupid women! just like don's calling the popo :lol:
 

bobbybigbud

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Can't wait to get home now am in work if the fella comes b4 11 well am fucked coz am not fuckin it up an plus even if I do hide them the hole of the house will stink with no carbon filter running an the cunts gona be all over the house the dish is at the bck an the rooms at the front
does anyone now wat they do wen fitting an extra box upstairs?
 

sambo020482

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Can't wait to get home now am in work if the fella comes b4 11 well am fucked coz am not fuckin it up an plus even if I do hide them the hole of the house will stink with no carbon filter running an the cunts gona be all over the house the dish is at the bck an the rooms at the front
does anyone now wat they do wen fitting an extra box upstairs?
not alot m8 i had a extra box put upstairs they went to that bedroom n the room where my other box was dats bout it was there bout 10mins max, that was virgin tho but carnt see it being that different.

n why not just cancel the order shorely u can wait another 4wks rather that than risk ur grow.
 

bobbybigbud

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how obvious would it be to them guys? anywhere you can stash it for 1 day like a spare cupboard etc? that sounds sucky as hell! stupid women! just like don's calling the popo :lol:
Av got 3 options 1 click me fuckin magic fingers be bird thinks av got to put them in the attic witch is the babys play room with no doors an a big window for the budge to see them or the back yard depending on the weather wat are the odds I get a blind sky man lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

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they'll run coax to it from the main feed. im guesing you dont have a garage you could chuck the plant into? could stick it in the bog and tell em its broke so they cant use it if they ask?

i ordered the self install kit from virgin much safer. the popo in the house was the ultimate stealth test. ive just about stopped having palpatations

good luck
 

bobbybigbud

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not alot m8 i had a extra box put upstairs they went to that bedroom n the room where my other box was dats bout it was there bout 10mins max, that was virgin tho but carnt see it being that different.

n why not just cancel the order shorely u can wait another 4wks rather that than risk ur grow.
Il c wat ideas smart arse as got wen I get in better be a fuckin gud 1
 

bobbybigbud

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they'll run coax to it from the main feed. im guesing you dont have a garage you could chuck the plant into? could stick it in the bog and tell em its broke so they cant use it if they ask?

i ordered the self install kit from virgin much safer. the popo in the house was the ultimate stealth test. ive just about stopped having palpatations

good luck
I avint got any room really I must of mist ur post wat happend with the popo she as done it b4 with a spark lucky enough he was really old an a bit slow but he wasn't planning on going in the room where I do my shit " not the bath room"
 

Don Gin and Ton

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ah man the motor got booted n she phoned the law thinking theyd give her a crime number n thats it then they arranged a time to come and take a statement etc etc

i was going to give her a hard time but she was punishing herself enough. thank fuck i hadnt just cropped or id be in the cells
 

bobbybigbud

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you dont sound very happy BBB lol

just cancel the order m8 theres a million reason u could cancel it for beats moving the plants n all that malarky.
Sounds like the best option 2 me to mate. I just can't get me head round it that's the ssh coz ano she as had a spliff then thought il get sky in the room an wen she txt me she as realised now she's not txting bck lol
 

bobbybigbud

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ah man the motor got booted n she phoned the law thinking theyd give her a crime number n thats it then they arranged a time to come and take a statement etc etc

i was going to give her a hard time but she was punishing herself enough. thank fuck i hadnt just cropped or id be in the cells
Mine really smells bad the street stunk this morning wen I was coming to work at 5 bell the carbon was only on for the 12 hour while it didn't smell that strong but looks like il be putting it on 24 hour il go an spend like £50 on air freshiners hope that will help me with the smell
 

Don Gin and Ton

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burnt toast is a winner for quick smell controll ;)

man you really should have the filter running 24/7 or your just pumping stink round the house
 
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