The UK Growers Thread!

bobbybigbud said:
Rite get on this am 41/2 weeks into flower biggish plant in the tent in the bedroom me bird as just txt me sayin she as just ordered sky 4 the bedroom coming to fit it on Monday y do they do it wat the fuck am I gona do am in work plus can't even open the box till 11am y y y y y y y y y didn't she just wait for 4 weeks am really pissed off now bring on some more jokes.
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Got any old sheets? Or just spare bed sheets. Go in and throw them over everything in the room, or as much as you can, then if you have any paint cans lying around crack one or two open and leave in the room, it will look like your decorating, the paint will cover the weed smell and they should have no reason to look under the sheets!:bigjoint:
 
RiffiX said:
Got any old sheets? Or just spare bed sheets. Go in and throw them over everything in the room, or as much as you can, then if you have any paint cans lying around crack one or two open and leave in the room, it will look like your decorating, the paint will cover the weed smell and they should have no reason to look under the sheets!:bigjoint:
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Nice +rep 4 u am thinking bout that a reason to paint the room do u no my bird is this part of the plan lol but I think she threw me dust sheets out but never the less fuckin gud idea il let ya's now wat I do. Av just got home an the skys broke coz of this didgy shit that's y she's got them out anyway ya's will see a post on Monday sayin does anyone no how to dispose of a sky man lol
 
good afternoon uk hope all is good on our great island? looks like chop day in my house i held off as long as i possibly could but it fecking stinks so gonna butcher them later
 
W Dragon said:
good afternoon uk hope all is good on our great island? looks like chop day in my house i held off as long as i possibly could but it fecking stinks so gonna butcher them later
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Evening Dragon mate

Bout time u got choppin lol... apart from havin to cut ur girls down early how u doin mate?
 
All 15 seed's have germed and now all in small pots with 4 11w cfl's on them for a month :D.
Also have one flowering atm,not sure what sex it is yet.
Bring on the uk summer please.
 
SM4RT3 said:
Evening Dragon mate

Bout time u got choppin lol... apart from havin to cut ur girls down early how u doin mate?
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all good cheers mate how about you? i'm a bit mingled just had a burn and i'm raiding the cupboards lol i need the misses to hurry up and finish work so that she can perform her duties and feed me lol
 
W Dragon said:
all good cheers mate how about you? i'm a bit mingled just had a burn and i'm raiding the cupboards lol i need the misses to hurry up and finish work so that she can perform her duties and feed me lol
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lol, im good thanks mate, put the 125cfl in with the girls last night... got some airy fairy buds showin, or i think they are anyway, so im happy lol

Want some pancakes :p lol
 
SM4RT3 said:
lol, im good thanks mate, put the 125cfl in with the girls last night... got some airy fairy buds showin, or i think they are anyway, so im happy lol

Want some pancakes :p lol
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lol had to bring up the pancakes huh and their was me thinking we were friends mate lol i'm about to eat the cupboard doors there's only stuff yer that you gotta cook i gotta stop eating everything in 1 go lol congrats on the confo with the girls mate they'll be some big buds soon fingers crossed especially being spoiled with all those rays
 
W Dragon said:
lol had to bring up the pancakes huh and their was me thinking we were friends mate lol i'm about to eat the cupboard doors there's only stuff yer that you gotta cook i gotta stop eating everything in 1 go lol congrats on the confo with the girls mate they'll be some big buds soon fingers crossed especially being spoiled with all those rays
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sorry mate my evil side sneaked out for a moment lol... im the same with snack food mate, eat it all before its even in the cupboard...
Had a scan after a few month, knew they would be girls lol, but yeah should be growin some nice fat buds soon enough, if the weather stays this cold i might pop the other 125 in for a few days till it heats up, temps are at about 73 with the 400 and the 125, either way its all good, Happy Days =]
 
SM4RT3 said:
sorry mate my evil side sneaked out for a moment lol... im the same with snack food mate, eat it all before its even in the cupboard...
Had a scan after a few month, knew they would be girls lol, but yeah should be growin some nice fat buds soon enough, if the weather stays this cold i might pop the other 125 in for a few days till it heats up, temps are at about 73 with the 400 and the 125, either way its all good, Happy Days =]
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lol very evil mate been txting the misses she's gonna be coming home with a kfc :lol: gotta lovee the pre-emptive scans lol fucking hell mate sounds like a good plan the more light the better i was thinking if you keep adding to it the neighbours ll have a built in night light in the wall lol not to mention the beasts in the warobe lol sounds like an 80's horror, day of the triffids lol
 
W Dragon said:
lol very evil mate been txting the misses she's gonna be coming home with a kfc :lol: gotta lovee the pre-emptive scans lol fucking hell mate sounds like a good plan the more light the better i was thinking if you keep adding to it the neighbours ll have a built in night light in the wall lol not to mention the beasts in the warobe lol sounds like an 80's horror, day of the triffids lol
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swine, could murder a KFC lol... good plan is in action lol, just set up the extra 125 in there, its only a blue, but its all gotta help... 400 above, 125 red at the back and 125 blue at the front and they get a quarter turn every day to even out the side lighting... gonna leave the blue in till tomorrow night, see what the temp maxes out at.... i think my new neighbour lives on his own, only seen him anyway, and the master bedroom is at the front, so hopefully any noise from fans or light emiting from my lightproof heat proof room wont be noticed lol

and i loved that film, the remake last year wasnt so bad either, if they get that big though i think im screwed, but will die happy lol
 
SM4RT3 said:
swine, could murder a KFC lol... good plan is in action lol, just set up the extra 125 in there, its only a blue, but its all gotta help... 400 above, 125 red at the back and 125 blue at the front and they get a quarter turn every day to even out the side lighting... gonna leave the blue in till tomorrow night, see what the temp maxes out at.... i think my new neighbour lives on his own, only seen him anyway, and the master bedroom is at the front, so hopefully any noise from fans or light emiting from my lightproof heat proof room wont be noticed lol

and i loved that film, the remake last year wasnt so bad either, if they get that big though i think im screwed, but will die happy lol
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lol i liked them both 2 mate i'm a bit of a scifi fan lol if they do get that big and you need some help putting them down i'll pop over with the double barrel and help mate lol that sounds like a good mix of light mate i'd leave them in as long as poss if i were you you'll get some awsome buds having them lit top and bottom, gonna pop over to asda in a few mins to see what scissors they got my 1's i ordered still haven't turned up the misses emailed him earlier and the cheeky bastard is still waiting for them to come in stock some time next wk he said the cheeky fucker so got to get anohter pair of good snips for the next round gonna be the £1 specials for this run by the looks of it lol
 
W Dragon said:
lol i liked them both 2 mate i'm a bit of a scifi fan lol if they do get that big and you need some help putting them down i'll pop over with the double barrel and help mate lol that sounds like a good mix of light mate i'd leave them in as long as poss if i were you you'll get some awsome buds having them lit top and bottom, gonna pop over to asda in a few mins to see what scissors they got my 1's i ordered still haven't turned up the misses emailed him earlier and the cheeky bastard is still waiting for them to come in stock some time next wk he said the cheeky fucker so got to get anohter pair of good snips for the next round gonna be the £1 specials for this run by the looks of it lol
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cant beat a goos sci-fi film/prog... Dr Who on sat, lookin forward to that, not sure on the new Dr, but his assistant is cute as a buttom, so will enjoy that lol

If the girls dont get that big u can still bring her down, a few people i know that would benefit from 2 barrels lol

I think it was Ras' 25Oz grow that made me think about adding side lightin aswell... any and all helps, so long as the heat is managable... i do have the bathroom fan i took out the otherday goin spare aswell, so whilst im lining the elec mans pocket i might aswell fire that up and flip the 400 to 600 lol

Thats out of order taking money for a product he doesnt even have in stock, get some normal scissors from asda, they all do the trick, although propper ones would be nice, just not essential lol

also... get us some milk when ur in asda, mines gone off lol
 
SM4RT3 said:
Hey sambo hows things mate?

Scissors kill my fingers after cuttin paper for about 5 mins lol
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hey smar4t im good m8, got hold of some tutti last night fucking love that stuff back on the blueberry now tho :sad:

aint been up to much just being my usual lazyself lol, bd on fri so off to see me family in london aint been down there in a while hopefully me sis will have her baby when im down shes a wk overdue now.

just finished a mean spag bog with chips on the side n shit loads of cheese hmmmm fuck ima fat bastard lol
 
My doctor diagnosed me with 'Orange Penis Disease.'

I dont know how I got it, all I do it sit at home, wanking and eating Watsits.
 
who was it was gonna try and take there filter to bits btw, ive forgotten, my short term memory's fucked!!!
 
sambo020482 said:
hey smar4t im good m8, got hold of some tutti last night fucking love that stuff back on the blueberry now tho :sad:

aint been up to much just being my usual lazyself lol, bd on fri so off to see me family in london aint been down there in a while hopefully me sis will have her baby when im down shes a wk overdue now.

just finished a mean spag bog with chips on the side n shit loads of cheese hmmmm fuck ima fat bastard lol
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Bored of blueberry, if only i could get hold of a decent strain for long enough to get bored of it lol

I noticed on ur scissor post the numbers after ur name and it clicked that its ur b/day soon, trip to london for it aint bad, get spoiled by ur folks, always good... and a new baby on the way, gotta love babbies, just the noise they make does my head in lol

Spag bol n chips, thats a strange combination mate, so long as u enjoyed it though =]
 
On the train home from work last night I went to the toilet and there was a sign that read 'only toilet paper to be flushed down the toilet'.

I didn't want to get into trouble so I played it safe and took a shit in the sink.
 
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