Wake n' bake

PlutonicChronic said:

Oh so you think you're cool now? LMAO I heard u sucked a chinese dog off

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and what the fuck is your problem? this comment is totaly uncalled for dude. joking or not, stfu dont be a fucking asshole. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, i know kids with better jokes then you dude...

but paranoia is ur best friend cause being paranoid keeps you aware of ur surrondings.

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Maybe its just me but paranoia doesnt keep you aware of ur surrondings, Your so paranoid you wont be aware of them... I never get paranoid, and i am always aware of my surroundings... maybe im just a smart stonner, but i always know where the heat is.

TillthedayiDIE420 said:

and what the fuck is your problem? this comment is totaly uncalled for dude. joking or not, stfu dont be a fucking asshole. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, i know kids with better jokes then you dude...




Maybe its just me but paranoia doesnt keep you aware of ur surrondings, Your so paranoid you wont be aware of them... I never get paranoid, and i am always aware of my surroundings... maybe im just a smart stonner, but i always know where the heat is.

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yea he's pretty lame lol.

Yeh same here get high int eh car, and at lunch and I do fine

How's the grades?

Vi

dropped out middle of grade 12

I get blazed before school.

I go to a Community College. But my first class is Basketball @ 8 am.
So I just toke it up right there in the truck after I've parked and fought traffic. Drop in the visine, and go shoot hoops and run around.
By the next class I'm still kinda' high but good to go.

I love to ride my bike after a bowl.. I get fidgetty if I don't do something .
I can totally play off being stoned in class and learn the material afterwords.. You feel good with the endorphins from exercise and THC mingling

Worst time to Smoke chron is right before a Math Test..
Don't Do it!!

I wake N bake, Vi I never had a problem with grades it seems to calm me b4 a test but I don't get any kinds paraniod. I moved south to NC and they were so far behind I dropped out and took the G.E.D. Test NP I passed with flying colors next thing I knew I was having my mom sign me in at the community college. Took computer programming....not fun enough.... So when I was 20 I went to Paramedic school, still no paraniod feelings..... more of a mellowing feeling... so I could concentrate.....I made it threw college with a 3.8 GPA.... and I barely cracked the bind on my 275.00 text book, never used the workbook only to learn and memorize all the drugs you have to know....more like 5000 drugs, and everything about them....Not to mention the Math I had to do. BTW I was rated best Medic for 2004 in the 3 surrounding counties....... I am not bragging just letting Vi know I don't think it hindered me....learning.....

muu232 said:

I wake up to a bowl and go to sleep to a bowl everyday that I can. My boss and I smoke together, my friends and I smoke together, my dad and I smoke together, etc...

I don't get an appetite really unless I'm baked, so when I feel like eating I usually smoke a bowl first.

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Same problem muu, i dont get an appetite unless im high, i smoke a joint munch out and im good

ViRedd said:

How's the grades?

Vi

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I smoke before school and so I'm high in the morning and I have two math classes for 1st & 2nd hour. I'm getting A's in math, but the rest of my grades are B's-F's. My F being in P.E. becuase I forgot my gym clothes in the morning, lol.

haha, I love hearing everyones "stoner stories"... I absolutely LOVE to wake&bake!!!! I used to work at an all hands car wash, and I lived w/one of my co-workers.. but we would wake up, smoke a couple bowls, get ready, roll a joint, drive like 45 minutes to work while smoking the joint, stop on the way for a couple cans of "sparks" (it's an alcoholic energy drink thingy).... then get to work and start washing cars... and every oportunity we had we would go out back and chug beer and smoke weed... it was soo cool. I think the only bad thing about it was all the cops would bring in their cop cars all the time to get them washed, and we would be ripped!!! good times.... and great friends...

yeah dude wake N bake is the way to go. the night before a wake N bake it is good to get really ed up and stoned then it is even better. that guy up there with the bad jokes is a dusch he should go home

If your still in high school you shouldn't go to school high.

I got my GED and HED..... spent 1 week as a freshman, and that was it.... just been workin the rest of the time!

I never really got into getting blazed at school, i did it once for a leture, that was OK, but then i did it for a Science lab, and i fucked EVERYTHING up!

But it was still fun, i just prefer to do good in class.

I LOVE WAKE AND BAKE! Specially after a huge night on the piss, and bud.
It's the best cure for a hangover.

so while we're on the topic of marijuana and school.......i have to say that the pledge of alligence actually meant something on those mornings i would show up glazed....i digress. i am out of college for a little time now but my little brother is graduating high school this spring.

thank goodness this took affect after i graduated but in his school in Pennsylvania, any student with a parking pass/sports team/or extra curricular activity is required to take a drug test and/or subject to random testing throughout the year. this isn't a concern for my bro because drugs/alcohol aren't really his thing so much..........but i would've been screwed.

wondering what all of you paranoid smoker students think about this. probably would hike up your paranoia a couple of notches, eh?

some quick background........school is fairly large size (graduating classes of 600-800, maybe even more) and unfortunatly the acid manufacturers got taken out in like around 2001 or so. so then there was this insane heroin epidemic and of course young ass kids were getting into it. so the school is using this as a precaution.

but.....the thing is as long as they are not enrolled in any of the previous mentioned situations, they are not subject to testing. i feel that this is simply singling out the marijuana users, because pot is the only drug that remains in your system longer than a few days. so as long as the little junkie keeps his/her spoon cool for a few days a week, he/she will be all good.

sorry to get all serious in a wake n bake thread........but in terms of paranoia, just imagine throwing a piss test in after that pledge of alligence!

peace!

I always smoke couple bowls before I go to school since i go to school from 12-3 lol

ive never smoked weed in the morning... it get the worst munchies in the world there would be no cerial left lmfao.. and i get realy trierd on my burn out also.. i smoke weed before bed.. so i sleep better than ly pillow.. love it and then in the morning im ready for the day then i repeat my scedule and smoke a couple bowls at like 11pm.

Not a fan of wake N' Bake. If you do, you should re-consider this. You need to be a real person for a while each day before you slip into a coma. But I've done when I was younger, so I can dig it. It's best enjoyed later in the evening....unless I'm on vacation, then 4:20 in the afternoon is good.

Once, as a teenage (1979 ish) my friends and I were cruising around, blazing away on some fine columbian at 10am. At one point, we realized there was a county sheriff car directly ahead of us, so we put the shit out. We were headed to one guy's girlfriends house, and the cop seemed know where we were going, making all the same turns ahead of us. Wouldn't you know it, he pulled into the driveway of the chick's house. It was her fucking DAD! The dude went inside to talk to her for a while. He told us, the dad said "A little early in the day for that shit, isn't it?" Swear to god...true story.

"all i blow is kush, yeah dat cali bud, get cali luv wen im in dem cali clubs, my spanish bitch in LA, yea i owe ha one, now da squares 17 like uncle brady son" JEEZY
bakin as we speak!!

YES. yes yes GREAT wake n bake story!