What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

Urca

Urca

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Oh back in january I was getting busy with my guy friend, im half naked he's fully naked, and it had just started to heat up, when a cop car starts driving towards us. He got dressed super fast but I couldnt find my clothes, so I put on his jacket.
Ive never been so embarrassed as I was when the cop walked up, figured out what was going on, and let us leave.
The worst part is, the dude asked me if I was gonna finish what I started now that the cop was gone and we had left, and I said yes with no hesitation... kinda bit me in the ass though, because yeah... the rest of the story is my own to keep
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

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she's snoring and i'm blowing ex cheese at her hehe :eyesmoke: how's the pussy cat? (here's the coma i wanted to insert ,)
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
mysunnyboy said:
she's snoring and i'm blowing ex cheese at her hehe :eyesmoke: how's the pussy cat? (here's the coma i wanted to insert ,)
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LOL wait for her to inhale b4 u exhale, lol maybe even blow her a super ;)
OMG Ali is doing amazing, she has learned how to look up and jump, but she did brk an expensive oil piece :( But thank baby Jesus is was easily repaired, no improved :) Her new thing is sitting than chewing on my face at 730am , not cool kitty, not cool, funny is seeing a dog 10x her size run from her, well Ali chases the dog, doggy barks and kitty gets a fluffy tail.

I think i need to poop
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
[video=youtube;Vtq1XV6ZVOc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtq1XV6ZVOc[/video]

This is going out to a special polar bear with a shitty obsesion ;)
 
konagirl420

konagirl420

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LMFAO oh ya my bong is the biggest slut in the world gets used all day and night, never gets cleaned and fuck man.....just giving connoisseurs all over the world a bad name right now...........def don't wanna put any wax on it either........but fuck it hahahahhahaha right now I am just happy to have tp to wipe my ass with hahahahahahha and water to water my plants with so I have not had time to do anything lol :( sorry connoisseurs all over the world I do apologize !!!
 
konagirl420

konagirl420

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Oh my God flashbacks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Potty training is horrible hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok fine sluttiest thing I ever did was sign up for riu Hahahahahahahaha !!!!!
 
CinnamonGirl

CinnamonGirl

Active Member
I was at a very crowded hangout bar on a first date with Dude #1. Enter Dude #2 a guy I had been seeing/doing on and off and he is with a date as well. We see each other and both of us just kind of get this wicked grin. He comes over to the table with his date and acts like I’m some long lost friend and gives me a big hug. I just went along, “oh, my gosh how are you?—blah blah blah—Why don’t you join us for a drink? So, the two people we are with have no idea that the two of us are anything more than friends. The dudes start taking music and cars the chick and I are yakking as well and the whole time Dude #1 has his arm around me and Dude #2 is playing footsies with me under the table. Much drinking dancing later, crowded noisy sweaty bar, Dude #2 follows me into the bathroom locks the door and we start going at it like wild animals—panties flying—head in sink--—totally hot. He zips up—I fix my lipstick and we return to our dates—who where pretty lit as well I’m pretty sure we were not suspected—Dude #2 leaves with his date--Dude #1 took me home—and no, I didn’t sleep with him-- I mean, it was our first date. . . . . . .I never did find my panties.
 
Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
I was a cook at this restaurant in Vegas called the peppermill, where I met a girl name Sandra. She was an amazon-esque tall blonde with long legs, big hips and pouty lips. After a little flirting at work, I took her to a bar one night after work. Were about two drinks in when she pulls me aside and tells me that her boyfriend is on the way to the bar to hang out with her. She didn't tell me she had a boyfriend, but I didn't ask either...
So I get pissed and get up to leave of course and she stops me somehow and kisses me good in front of the door and asks me not to leave.
Fine.
So I go play some pool. Her boyfriend shows up. They're drinking at the bar and I can't help but fuck with her. I sit on stool next to her and put a $20 in the machine. The whole time she's talking to her boyfriend, I'm rubbing her thigh and grabbing her ass. I go to the bathroom and she follows me in and we make out for a while. She goes out first and gets rid of the guy somehow and we go to her place and have sex all night.
 
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Ganjagoddess421

Member
Wow. I'm sure I did plenty of slutty things in high school, but then I grew up. Have to say, I have nothing to top some of the sexscapades in here! LOL.
 
Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
The best part was that eventually, she crossed her leg over and leaned over on her elbow towards her boyfriend, actually giving me more ass to play with. She said it made her really horny. She was a baaaaaad girl.
She's the one that introduced me to choking. She loved being choked during sex, and turns out, I was only too happy to oblige.
The crazy ones are always the best in the sack.
*pheeeewww
I better stop before I need a shower...

I want my next girl to be down with the remote control vibrating panties.... :fire:
 
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