Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

congo5150 said:
would you rather have a 500 pound fat guy be on top of you fucking you or have a dog lick your pussy for 5 minutes.

if shes answers dog licking pussy, shes into beastiality so you should stay away from her

on the other hand, if she answers a 500 pound fat guy, shes not vain, not into looks, she may be a keeper :P
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That is very specific. I conclude that you are trapped in mama's basement because you no longer fit through the doorframe. This ignites my sympathy. I must find out who is tossing Little Debbies down the stairs, and reason with her. Or him. The madness must end.

On a good note, it sounds like the dog is regaining some self-respect after rejecting your training.
 
cannabineer said:
That is very specific. I conclude that you are trapped in mama's basement because you no longer fit through the doorframe. This ignites my sympathy. I must find out who is tossing Little Debbies down the stairs, and reason with her. Or him. The madness must end.

On a good note, it sounds like the dog is regaining some self-respect after rejecting your training.
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speaking of dogs, this beloved dog warrior has a rank of sergeant, he found and sniffed well over 100 plus improvised explosive devices created by the taliban, deployed to iraq and afghanisan multiple times then it finally got tired of seeing war because the dog has PTSD so he decided to end it by sitting on a improvised explosive device so he exploded into a red bloody mist. i witnessed this and this dog has my respect more that anyone else. his name is Tar, hope you go to doggy heaven my dawg

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Does that really work as a pick up line?And how would you work dogs into the pick up line. Damn who knew it was that easy.
I usually just walked down to the lesbian bar around mid-night,stripped naked,Teased my hair up with my fingers,and Shouted "Here's Johnny"
(Seriously though,I thank You for your service,God Speed to you Four Legged Soldier)
 
congo5150 said:
speaking of dogs, this beloved dog warrior has a rank of sergeant, he found and sniffed well over 100 plus improvised explosive devices created by the taliban, deployed to iraq and afghanisan multiple times then it finally got tired of seeing war because the dog has PTSD so he decided to end it by sitting on a improvised explosive device so he exploded into a red bloody mist. i witnessed this and this dog has my respect more that anyone else. his name is Tar, hope you go to doggy heaven my dawg

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Aren't you even a little ashamed to use a KIA veteran dog as a subject changer from your unintentional self-disclosure? It appears not. What kind of a person exploits a war hero for camouflage? In my experience ... a stone cold amoral one. I do not care if you are a sock or not; you have reprehensible values.
 
congo5150 said:
speaking of dogs, this beloved dog warrior has a rank of sergeant, he found and sniffed well over 100 plus improvised explosive devices created by the taliban, deployed to iraq and afghanisan multiple times then it finally got tired of seeing war because the dog has PTSD so he decided to end it by sitting on a improvised explosive device so he exploded into a red bloody mist. i witnessed this and this dog has my respect more that anyone else. his name is Tar, hope you go to doggy heaven my dawg

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Dude, WTF?
 
Downtowntillman said:
I got no pick up lines I stay on the grind I tell them hoes all the time. bitch get in my car!
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cannabineer said:
That is very specific. I conclude that you are trapped in mama's basement because you no longer fit through the doorframe. This ignites my sympathy. I must find out who is tossing Little Debbies down the stairs, and reason with her. Or him. The madness must end.

On a good note, it sounds like the dog is regaining some self-respect after rejecting your training.
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Picturing a donut rolling to a stop that was tossed from above into his room/basement
 
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I figure kids,animals,something to smoke on .....pretty broad capture of character when I throw this one at em to look at ........FHRITP !!!!
 
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