Why aren't there any successful conservative stand up comedians?

Padawanbater2 · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Nice try at weaseling your way out of this one but my initial comment never implied that you couldn't make decent money as a comedian, but that conservatives make more money in Wall Street. Your're welcome PADA.

Kings and queens and presidents and giant movie stars make more money too, and all of them have fuck all to do with this conversation

Conservative comedians suck balls and nobody but southern folk who share the same accent find them the least bit funny. Just watch the two examples I posted earlier for some cringeworthy awfulness!

Padawanbater2 · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Pada, Pada, Pada! Come down my friend. Just admit you are wrong and smoke it up. I am not a conservative so not sure why your feelings are hurt. If I could, I would give you some of this top shelf Kali Mist I grew to lighten your mood. Are you puffing on schwag?

ROFL!

UncleBuck · Jun 14, 2015

desert dude said:
Liberals are fascists

shut the fuck up, skinhead rat.

also, conservative comedian of the century, albeit unintentionally.

UncleBuck · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Thank you for confirming that people in wall street make more money. Have a gander Pada, I'll call you Pada.

http://www.forbes.com/2007/05/03/wall-top-earners-lead-07ceo-cx_mo_0503wallstearners_slide_2.html?thisspeed=10000

we all missed ya, beenthere. welcome back.

desert dude · Jun 14, 2015

UncleBuck said:
shut the fuck up, skinhead rat.

also, conservative comedian of the century, albeit unintentionally.

Got any sexually mutilated babies in your dumpster?

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

desert dude said:
I would characterize Carlin as a Libertarian. In fact, I would characterize most good comedians as Libertarian.

You'd be dead fucking wrong as usual. He not only criticized lolbertarians, he was somewhere left of Bolshevism.

You should just kill yourself.

desert dude · Jun 14, 2015

abandonconflict said:
You'd be dead fucking wrong as usual. He not only criticized lolbertarians, he was somewhere left of Bolshevism.

You should just kill yourself.

Another fascist chimes in. Why are they always progressives?

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Come on guys, this is the year 2015. Do people still argue over nonsense like this? Are you guys having a hard time getting good smoke?

Shut the fuck up you fucking sock puppet.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

desert dude said:
Another fascist chimes in. Why are they always progressives?

You're the biggest fascist here you NAZI piece of dick wart.

desert dude · Jun 14, 2015

abandonconflict said:
You're the biggest fascist here you NAZI piece of dick wart.

Nuh uh. You are.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

desert dude said:
Nuh uh. You are.

No really, fascism is a form of capitalism, hence the privatization. You're also completely racist, just like every other fascist.

George Carlin however was LEFT WING, and not a mouthbreathing fucktard like you.

desert dude · Jun 14, 2015

abandonconflict said:
No really, fascism is a form of capitalism, hence the privatization. You're also completely racist, just like every other fascist.

George Carlin however was LEFT WING, and not a mouthbreathing fucktard like you.

I tried to find Carlin's political affiliations and came up dry. I am sticking with my characterization of Libertarian.

You are a fascist. I know it is a painful thing to acknowledge. Please confirm your fascism by calling me a name.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Your limited vocabulary is not impressive and I can tell by your angry mood, you do not smoke anything good. Maybe you should go on a forum such as "Little dicks big tempers" or "I smoke schwag because I'm an idiot"?

Maybe you should log on to your main account and stop making sock puppet accounts. Then get the penis out of your mouth and quit pretending like you smoke weed.

Maybe then you'll learn to take a joke.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

desert dude said:
I tried to find Carlin's political affiliations and came up dry. I am sticking with my characterization of Libertarian.

You are a fascist. I know it is a painful thing to acknowledge. Please confirm your fascism by calling me a name.

Deciphering...

"I know you are but what am I?"

Case in point, conservatives are just not funny, particularly lolbertarians. Carlin was hilarious though.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Take a joke? You lack intelligence, charisma, character, vocabulary, and good weed to be telling any jokes. What are you smoking on besides your dads pole? I'm puffing on Kali Mist.

That was HILARIOUS. So funny, oh my gawd, I'm laughing so hard at this puppet show.

desert dude · Jun 14, 2015

Carlin embodied libertarian ideals. Live and let live.

You are the weakest link, AC.

I shall now have a big family dinner.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

desert dude said:
Carlin embodied libertarian ideals. Live and let live.

You are the weakest link, AC.

I shall now have a big family dinner.

Quotes from Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin:

Libertarian in the United States has a meaning which is almost the opposite of what it has in the rest of the world traditionally. Here, libertarian means ultra right-wing capitalist. In the European tradition, libertarian meant socialist. So,anarchism was sometimes called libertarian socialism, a large wing of anarchism, so we have to be a little careful about terminology. I was drawn pretty early, maybe in the early teens, towards anarchist thinking and activities, and even spent a lot of time in anarchist bookstores and picking up pamphlets and talking to mostly Europeans who had fled or had been driven out of a pretty ugly continent in the 1930s.

"One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "Libertarian." People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy."

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Why won't you tell us what you are smoking on? We know you smoke schwag. That's why you are so irritable. Do you have irritable bowel syndrome? Tell your dad to take it easy on your backside for a few weeks and stop smoking schwag.

Just so funny! You are such a hilarious person.

You must be a conservative.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
Sorry to burst your bubble ("abandonconflict" ironic name don't you think?) but I am not a conservative. I hail from the grandest land of all with the most potent cannabis, San Francisco California. What are you smoking on? I bet you are smoking schwag!

Seriously, so hilarious. One of the funniest things I have ever heard. It's like a story that is cool, which you be a bro and tell again.

abandonconflict · Jun 14, 2015

Bam_Bam said:
I don't see anything funny about my last post. Are you a special needs person? Do you require supervision as an adult? Or are you just a miserable jackass?

For a conservative, you sure are funny. I bet you smoke weed and everything.

Why aren't there any successful conservative stand up comedians?

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