Why aren't there any successful conservative stand up comedians?

abandonconflict

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I am going to label you special needs and ignore your outbursts on this forum. With supervision, you should be able to live a relatively normal life. Your outbursts may linked to a more serious issue like small dick syndrome or you just might be lashing out to the good people of this forum because you are a disgruntled, special needs person, angry at your short comings in life. Ramble on my special needs friend and stop by and say hello. Just don't bring your schwag, we smoke top shelf in these parts.
Why are you so upset? I have been complimenting you on your amazing sense of humor and now you're going to ignore me because you're all butthurt...

Maybe you should try smoking marijuana and stop being a conservative.
 

abandonconflict

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What a grandiose idea! Did you think of that awesome idea on your own, or did your caregiver help you come up with that idea? Either way, kudos to you and your special needs entourage. What strain do you recommend I smoke?
You gave me that idea, when you were being so hilarious. You know, before that last post when you had a meltdown and said you were going to ignore me.
 

abandonconflict

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Take a joke? You lack intelligence, charisma, character, vocabulary, and good weed to be telling any jokes. What are you smoking on besides your dads pole? I'm puffing on Kali Mist.
How could I ignore my special needs friend? You are just too damn charismatic! What strain do you recommend I smoke? I bet you don't even smoke cannabis, you only smoke poles.
You're learning. Keep emulating me instead of being a conservative having meltdowns and not smoking weed and this newest sock puppet account of yours will do much better than the previous ones.
 

UncleBuck

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Come on guys, this is the year 2015. Do people still argue over nonsense like this? Are you guys having a hard time getting good smoke?
no, beenthere. i am getting great smoke, i grow it myself.

for some reason, it doesn't come out all yellow and sickly like yours though.
 
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