why does my butthole always hurt?

high|hgih said:
Right! Carne my ass is ver hairy.. I think Im just cleaning too hard lol I HATE butt stank
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use flushable moist ass wipes after you do your preliminary wiping. it takes fewer passes to get it clean and the moisture lessens the friction. wipes also get it far cleaner than dry paper.
 
Haha alright ring that one was good

pun numba 1! keep em comin I know its against me but some funny shit could come of it..

Id do it too someone else
 
i have two words for you high.. swamp ass... it's just from a combination of sweating and wiping and shit like that..
cn had a great tip, put a lil dab of vaseline on it and it should feel better, or wipe with baby wipes instead of tp as tp can be very rough and a sensitive guy like you could get sore..

i once had swamp ass at work, and went into the stale to try and clean things up some.. i grabbed some moist wipes out of the medicine cabinet and thought i was going to be all set.. ripped the things open, took care of business, then realised they were medicated wipes that had alcohol in them and not some form of aloe, and i can't even begin to describe the pain.. :(
 
Are you having trouble remembering what you did the night before, as well as having to buy more vaseline then usual ?


Might be time for a new room mate ;)
 
Since we're talking about weird shit. I remember one time I was playing a video game and I felt the tip of my dick sting in a very weird way. I grabbed it and my first thought was "FUCK!!! I caught an STD!!!!".. Turns out a little ant nipped the tip.. Damn bastard.
 
I think it would be amazing if they having been nightly bleaching yer ass
and recording it so next year they can do a time laps vid on the youtubes.
You might get an endorsement deal or some shit. Get some shit! Pun #2
 
your butthole hurts because you've been cruising threads in TnT smoked it and now think you may be a homosexual!
 
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