They're clearly compulsory in your neck of the woods.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, the best your lot can manage is to shout "Treason" when Donald and Putain, surprisingly, say there was no collusion during the election. Did you think they would say anything else? And has any evidence been found? As that sideshow is going on, the UK government is in meltdown, with the situation now being one where the government loses the vote on the amendments they never wanted in the first case to stop them losing the vote on the Brexit plan, which looks like is what will happen thanks to the Tory party rendering itself truly asunder in a way that makes the Tea Party look like children.
A truly Great British Farce, from people who seem to think Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister were an instructional series of films, with the added twist of a script that even Monty Python in their heyday couldn't dream up.
You lot think you have it bad, you don't know shit, that storm's going to sweep across the Atlantic to you...