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GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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gioua said:
they have T.E.N.S units on their abbs... I had to use one of those for about 10 years on my back to kill pain.. it worked great for the 1st year then it was too weak
SISSIES!!
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I have a couple of those here that the VA hooked me up with - a best friend came over with wrenched back & wanted to be "Tens'd". I stuck the pads on his back & he fiddled with the thing endlessly & finally gave up and handed the unit to my wife.
Bad Mistake.
She screwed with the controls (apparently turning it up to max) & he noticed the plug wasn't pushed all the way in.
Another Bad Mistake !
Dropped him to his knees & made him piss himself.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life ! :clap:
 
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gioua

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
I have a couple of those here that the VA hooked me up with - a best friend came over with wrenched back & wanted to be "Tens'd". I stuck the pads on his back & he fiddled with the thing endlessly & finally gave up and handed the unit to my wife.
Bad Mistake.
She screwed with the controls (apparently turning it up to max) & he noticed the plug wasn't pushed all the way in.
Another Bad Mistake !
Dropped him to his knees & made him piss himself.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life ! :clap:
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I had a few buddies who tried to wear my Tens Unit (Empi Brand) and no one could go past about 6 on their backs I was always at 10 it just felt damn nice!!
I have used it on my forearms too and HOLY crapola that will make ya drop things and twitch bad..

(please Cannabineer DONT edit the forearm to foreskin... I know your sick mind!!) I know too late...
 
Granny weed

Granny weed

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Nutes and Nugs said:
Don't they use some sort of acupuncture before giving birth?
On a side note, women are now to be serving in combat.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/23/panetta-opens-combat-roles-to-women/
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They use pethedine and gas and air none of which works! Never had an epidural or either of the other two I refused pain relief because I wanted natural births my first baby was 6lb second 8lb third 9lb all were painful but the biggest was the easiest to push out god knows why but they do say the bigger the baby the easier it is. :confused:
 
theQuetzalcoatl

theQuetzalcoatl

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Tens units and other electrical toys are fun! Wanna have a good time? One pad on your lady's pubic mound, The other somewhere on your body. Every time you withdraw make sure you completely break physical contact with your lady. She'll get a nice dose of voltage just in the right area :)
 
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minnesmoker

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Tens units kick ass. They are the perfect compliment to a calming medication, perfectly pain free for hours! I've only been using it for 6 years, hopefully I won't develop a tolerance as my neck fuses further.

Women have serious tolerance to pain! I know more than a few that ENJOY it... I won't argue that chicks handle pain better, when they like shit like getting whipped, getting their nipples clipped...
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

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Okay, I'll bite. What I don't get is, how did they confirm that this is equal to child birthing in pain? I sure hope they had an experienced child-birther test drive it to confirm that. Otherwise it's completely speculative.
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

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minnesmoker said:
Women have serious tolerance to pain! I know more than a few that ENJOY it... I won't argue that chicks handle pain better, when they like shit like getting whipped, getting their nipples clipped...
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All people are different. I can barely get to pinching before my girlfriend complains. I mostly stick to a good fast back-and-forth flickering effect.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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gioua said:
I had a few buddies who tried to wear my Tens Unit (Empi Brand) and no one could go past about 6 on their backs I was always at 10 it just felt damn nice!!
I have used it on my forearms too and HOLY crapola that will make ya drop things and twitch bad..

(please Cannabineer DONT edit the forearm to foreskin... I know your sick mind!!) I know too late...
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~grin~ look up "electrostim" ... cn
 
PetFlora

PetFlora

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see4 said:
damnit, yea, i think you had a boyfriend/fiance/husband last time i asked.. im sure that hasn't changed.
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The names and faces (and even penises) may change, but the dynamic remains the same- men are from one world, women from another. We think and act differently. Not easy to tolerate long term. For me even a few days can be intolerable. Thanks mom

Back on topic, I passed a kidney stone 40 years ago, and still wince thinking about it.

Thought I was gonna die

Yeqrs later I got the clap OUCH, who put barbed wire in my urethra?
 
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gioua

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PetFlora said:

Back on topic, I passed a kidney stone 40 years ago, and still wince thinking about it.

Thought I was gonna die
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older buddy of mine has had about 6 of them almost back to back.. I asked him if he is gonna make a necklace outta them... he did NOT find it amusing till after we smoked..
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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ProfessorPotSnob said:
I remember a nurse explaining to us boys in High School that if we took our septum and pulled it to the corners of our mouth , we would know the splitting feel of Child Birth .. We passed on this method and took her word lmfao ..
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Question?.... how would she know if that has never happened
 
RyanTheRhino

RyanTheRhino

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Pain tolerance is a stupid term. I have broken many bones.

The first time it was the most painful thing i have ever felt. But it was tolerable. Your body goes beast mode and it only really hurts if you move.

The next time it was just like, yep that's broke. I know that feeling, but its not more then a aching pain (unless you move it) your body just knows how to respond by its self idk


the adrenalin and throb....throb....thron.

adrenaline must be a pain killer. some one should look into that for a medicine. without the crystal meth feeling
 
calicatt79

calicatt79

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A good way to think of childbirth for a man's pov, would be like waking up with a bowling ball in your butt...and going to the hospital and pushing it out manually, while conscious!

Imagine if you had to push out a 7lb kidney stone! 123 PUSH! Now deep breaths......yeah.....3-10 hours of that!
 
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