the silent thread

[IRON-EYES]

So anyway when I was 15 I went to Universal Studios for a summer with a season pass Ended up with Rico warrant for theft of 6 million in camera equipment and un calculable losses in props anybody want to hear the story

 

[ChingOwn]

whispering eye says "pfffffffffffffttttttttt"

 

[IRON-EYES]

I have the sword from gladiator

 

[IRON-EYES]

At the time the backlot tram ride the tour guide the guy on the microphone telling you what you're seeing set reversed facing from the driver on the front car. So I'd sit on the back car so I can get off in the back lot when they rounded the corner and then employees in the front car can't see me i'd wear a blue polo to match the employee uniforms. Idiots were so dumb the gift shops they were selling fake badges like their own badges but they said tourist on them. I threw a pseudo name on one I fill backpacks up with materials off the back lot get back on the tram in the same fashion I've gotten off then I store the backpacks fulla loot in the lockers of water rides have youngsters take them out for me later never left the park with anything in my possession

 

[IRON-EYES]

some kinda highly intoxicated oceans 11

 

[Singlemalt]

So anyway when I was 15 I went to Universal Studios for a summer with a season pass Ended up with Rico warrant for theft of 6 million in camera equipment and un calculable losses in props anybody want to hear the story

... I do. I grew up there and played in the back sets

 

[IRON-EYES]

... I do. I grew up there and played in the back sets

I'm why the tour guide is on the back of the tram now. Also am why they no longer sell those badges or the polos with embroidery on them

 

[IRON-EYES]

Still won't let me into the park my pictures on the wall of the ticket booth. Perma-banned

 

[IRON-EYES]

At the time the backlot tram ride the tour guide the guy on the microphone telling you what you're seeing set reversed facing from the driver on the front car. So I'd sit on the back car so I can get off in the back lot when they rounded the corner and then employees in the front car can't see me i'd wear a blue polo to match the employee uniforms. Idiots were so dumb the gift shops they were selling fake badges like their own badges but they said tourist on them. I threw a pseudo name on one I fill backpacks up with materials off the back lot get back on the tram in the same fashion I've gotten off then I store the backpacks fulla loot in the lockers of water rides have youngsters take them out for me later never left the park with anything in my possession

 

[Singlemalt]

I'm why the tour guide is on the back of the tram now. Also am why they no longer sell those badges or the polos with embroidery on them

Never been.... I grew up there before and when they created it as an amusement park.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Yeah my access was through the park

 

[dluck]

Who started this thread...Mainliner ?

 

[IRON-EYES]

So by the time I did prison time as an adult I was Artie known by the courts as a fucking rico warrant havin no bueno by the way everybody I don't type this is voice to text software and my hands are big lumps of scar tissue

 

[IRON-EYES]

I thought it was Beeniebaby guy or whatever

 

[Singlemalt]

So, if I'm understanding.....you're a prison bitch?

 

[IRON-EYES]

So, if I'm understanding.....you're a prison bitch?

nothing like that really happens in the prisons I was in bro that's movie shit

 

[IRON-EYES]

I just remember enjoying your tax dollars had three catered meals a day a satellite TV on the wall and entirely free Ivy League education you know all those things to do with the federal prison. System

 

[IRON-EYES]

 

[Singlemalt]

Good on ya. Did you avail your self of the free education?

 

[IRON-EYES]

Had dank weed when I was in prison The Armenians pay security for their elderly rather well