Bad Neighbor, should I kill him or what?

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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panhead said:
1 Call crime stoppers & suggest him as a suspect for whatever henious shits went down in your area .

2 Order a bunch of butt plugs , anal lube & gay porno mags & have em sent to his house & work place with his name on them .

3 Send flowers to his work place with a card saying " I love the way you blow me " Love George .

4 Hack into his Wifi & visit creepy websites like dead bodies , teen porn , gay porn , fat guys stuffing meatballs up each others ass'es ect , dont forget to visit all the KKK & Skinhead websites & request informational packets be sent to his home & work place after signing him up for a gold or platinum membership .

5 Buy a few pairs of granny panties , the big ole cotton jobs with built in girdle , fart on them a few times then sneak them into his wifes glove box .

6 Call child protective services & tell them you saw him exposing himself to children in the park .

7 Get his license plate # & call it in on the next amber alert .

8 Call the human resources dept where he works , explain that your his lover then complain that he steals from his job , then when you tell him stealing from work is wrong he beats you because your black , this adds crediblity to #2 , 3 & 4 .

9 Throw some empty whiskey bottles & fag porn under his front car seat , follow him at night then call 911 saying your following a drunk who showed you his cock then drove off allmost running over a kid & he's all over the road .

10 Have your wife call his house while he's at work , asking to speak to her boyfriend , then hang up quickly when his wife starts asking questions .

He'll be known as the fag wife beating racist at work , cops will serve him up a beatdown , or atleast a tazer , wife will think he's a closet pickle kisser with a girlfriend on the side , child protective services will fuk with his head & crime stoppers will put his nosey ass in a line up & make him take a lie dectector .

He'll be to busy putting out fires in his personal life to fuk with your program anymore .
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Lotta good ones there.
 
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Dyna Ryda

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KLITE said:
I would ask a vietnam veteran how to deal with type of thing.
Id seriously reak havoc upon his property while his asleep. Tottally and completely bleach his lawn, paint dicks on walls, slash hhis tires on a regular, fuck his wife if shes not too disgusting, leave a pile of dogshit from the local pound h=inside his mailbox. Just shit like that.
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I'd fuck his daughter, she is not bad looking and about 22yo. I've got plenty of dog and cat shit to use. I was thinking about dumping round up all over his lawn but the environment doesn't deserve that.

We have a 6 ft privacy fence (my fence) that separates our properties. I'm pretty good at drawing dicks so I think I'll draw up some big ones, like 3 or 4 foot long ones and hang them on my fence facing his side. I'm gonna fuck him up but I'm not gonna break any laws.
 
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KLITE

KLITE

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I'd fuck his daughter, she is not bad looking and about 22yo. I've got plenty of dog and cat shit to use. I was thinking about dumping round up all over his lawn but the environment doesn't deserve that.

We have a 6 ft privacy fence (my fence) that separates our properties. I'm pretty good at drawing dicks so I think I'll draw up some big ones, like 3 or 4 foot long ones and hang them on my fence facing his side. I'm gonna fuck him up but I'm not gonna break any laws. If I told my mc brothers about this they would make him disappear but I don't want that.
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Man get a half decent subwoofer pointed at his gaf from inside one of your rooms and play a tune on repeat everytime you leave the property during legal hours, 8 am til whatever. I reccomend something like serum, he knows how to make that bass distort..
Man spraying his lawn with bleach is not breaking any laws and believe me people will be calling him a redneck for hving a yellow lawn in nooooooo time.
Man literally get all of your dog shits put em ion a bag and keep em moist and post that piece of shit a package weekly.
I dont know how fancy you wanna get but its easy as fuck to mess with someones water and electricity supply at least around this end of the world.
I cannot stress enough how well slashed tires work. If he keeps car in garage find out if his work has cameras at car park etc. After 5th or 6th time of getting to his car and finding them slashed he will just break into tears, even if it takes 5 years to accomplish.
Raise meal worms and crikets and every so often enact a plague upon his ass.
He sounds like a pussy i think a few things would annoy him like hell.
 
hellmutt bones

hellmutt bones

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I had the same situation living in the city with asshole neighboors but i did some mind manipulation tactics i learned in ##### what i did was when i was mowing my lawn i decided to mow his front lawn, it took me about 10min extra in the sun and when it snowed i also plowed his driveway with my snow blower and it took me an extra 5 min. Problem solved! Now he says high and bye and got him mowing and snow plowing my lawn and driveway.8) Its some serious mind fuq only for the advanced brothas dont try this at homebongsmilie
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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panhead said:
1 Call crime stoppers & suggest him as a suspect for whatever henious shits went down in your area .

2 Order a bunch of butt plugs , anal lube & gay porno mags & have em sent to his house & work place with his name on them .

3 Send flowers to his work place with a card saying " I love the way you blow me " Love George .

4 Hack into his Wifi & visit creepy websites like dead bodies , teen porn , gay porn , fat guys stuffing meatballs up each others ass'es ect , dont forget to visit all the KKK & Skinhead websites & request informational packets be sent to his home & work place after signing him up for a gold or platinum membership .

5 Buy a few pairs of granny panties , the big ole cotton jobs with built in girdle , fart on them a few times then sneak them into his wifes glove box .

6 Call child protective services & tell them you saw him exposing himself to children in the park .

7 Get his license plate # & call it in on the next amber alert .

8 Call the human resources dept where he works , explain that your his lover then complain that he steals from his job , then when you tell him stealing from work is wrong he beats you because your black , this adds crediblity to #2 , 3 & 4 .

9 Throw some empty whiskey bottles & fag porn under his front car seat , follow him at night then call 911 saying your following a drunk who showed you his cock then drove off allmost running over a kid & he's all over the road .

10 Have your wife call his house while he's at work , asking to speak to her boyfriend , then hang up quickly when his wife starts asking questions .

He'll be known as the fag wife beating racist at work , cops will serve him up a beatdown , or atleast a tazer , wife will think he's a closet pickle kisser with a girlfriend on the side , child protective services will fuk with his head & crime stoppers will put his nosey ass in a line up & make him take a lie dectector .

He'll be to busy putting out fires in his personal life to fuk with your program anymore .
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My god. How many times have you done these things? Remind me to never piss you off...
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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Dyna Ryda said:
Yesterday I was sitting on my couch with my son playing games and I here a mans voice at my front gate, about 15 feet from my front door. I open the door and look out and see 2 firemen and 2 cops. They are investigating a "strange chemical smell" and want to check my backyard. After I shut down the a/c to my grow room I let them into the yard and they didn't find anything making any kind of smell and they left.

At first I had no idea why my neighbor called them and reported a "chemical smell". But after talking with a fellow grower/friend last night we figured it out. If he reported a marijuana smell then no one would have came because no one gives a fuck about MJ. They probably thought meth lab and that's why they came in force to investigate. We live in a nice middle class neighborhood, average home price is around $700k, and I'm the youngest homo'ner here.

This guy is hating on me and mine. What should I do to "fix" him.
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how is it you know that neighbor called them dyna?
 
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Dyna Ryda

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LetsGetCritical said:
how is it you know that neighbor called them dyna?
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They parked at his house and walked to my house on foot when he told them it was coming from my yard, the fire captain told me that. And half of the crew was still in his yard talking to him and taking air samples.
They sent an entire fire engine with 4 or 5 guys and 4 cop cars. They all went to his house and were in his yard. There's no doubt about who sent them to my house.
 
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