The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

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Update - Pee Booster :bigjoint:

Well , it is finally time to “ rehydrate “ her.
I had a Monster this morning and that always brightens up the pee - read it was from B vitamin excess that cannot be absorbed.

So i calls it - PEEstie Bloom :bigjoint:

SuperThrive from a dick !
Anyways Sativa the Cat ( Stevie for short ) likes her weed tended too.


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Drop That Sound

Drop That Sound

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Time to check on the stinking nettle tea. Maybe give it one last stir. I think its about done fermenting, and haven't been seeing as many bubbles on the surface, which is how you know when its done. The fruit flies been going crazy for the slime layer on top. Bleck!

It was all seeded out too when harvested, so I'll have to strain well or I'll be growing nettle everywhere in my outdoor pots. Good god, nettle tea reeks! I have a weird feeling, that knowing i'm about to pee in it, is gonna make me gag, like its septic water or something. Like, its bad enough and hard not to gag from on its own, but its the best fert on earth (besides pee) and totally worth it (outside of course).. So I'll hold it down! Even the bugs won't go near any plants sprayed with it. Nettle tea will ward off mites, most pests, and everything else btw. Kill any fungus or mildew problems, etc.. Its the ultimate fert and IPA in one.

It's gonna be super hot though, especially adding even more nitrogen with urine. Don't think I can feed it to any of my fruiting plants, unless I dilute the heck out of it even further. I'll do another batch later in flower, with extra potash or something. There are other weeds that are better to make tea for fruiting plants, like comfrey..

Its a once a month kinda thing with strong teas like this too. Same ratio should be used that you guys are using for urine, around 1/10. I'll take that into consideration, and half the amount for each before mixing together into PNT.
 
CarolinaPothead

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Drop That Sound said:
Time to check on the stinking nettle tea. Maybe give it one last stir. I think its about done fermenting, and haven't been seeing as many bubbles on the surface, which is how you know when its done. The fruit flies been going crazy for the slime layer on top. Bleck!

It was all seeded out too when harvested, so I'll have to strain well or I'll be growing nettle everywhere in my outdoor pots. Good god, nettle tea reeks! I have a weird feeling, that knowing i'm about to pee in it, is gonna make me gag, like its septic water or something. Like, its bad enough and hard not to gag from on its own, but its the best fert on earth (besides pee) and totally worth it (outside of course).. So I'll hold it down! Even the bugs won't go near any plants sprayed with it. Nettle tea will ward off mites, most pests, and everything else btw. Kill any fungus or mildew problems, etc.. Its the ultimate fert and IPA in one.

It's gonna be super hot though, especially adding even more nitrogen with urine. Don't think I can feed it to any of my fruiting plants, unless I dilute the heck out of it even further. I'll do another batch later in flower, with extra potash or something. There are other weeds that are better to make tea for fruiting plants, like comfrey..

Its a once a month kinda thing with strong teas like this too. Same ratio should be used that you guys are using for urine, around 1/10. I'll take that into consideration, and half the amount for each before mixing together into PNT.
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Yo , i been away awhile, but i found out those nettles here are not the same kind you have. They are are Horse Nettles. Not really nettles and actually poisonous. Glad you cued me in that they looked different. I wouldnt drink just anything but id thought of putting it on my plant.
 
CarolinaPothead

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Good to see Peenelope has been a success. I harvested my Whizz Widow and the control and i will say the control tasted like horse feed or maybe horse shit lol, im not sure cause i smoked 1 joint and decarbed the rest. The pee plant turned out great for what it was. 2 gallon pot got me 3 zips of probably the best ILGM WW ive grown ( i know i know thats like saying ,"that was the best chevette i ever drove" . Its what it is. It actually had terps. People actually asked to smoke more. And I rolled my wife and her best fiend a joint the size of my pinkie and watched with an extremely sardonic grin as they smoked it. Go pee pee go !
 
Drop That Sound

Drop That Sound

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CarolinaPothead said:
Yo , i been away awhile, but i found out those nettles here are not the same kind you have. They are are Horse Nettles. Not really nettles and actually poisonous. Glad you cued me in that they looked different. I wouldnt drink just anything but id thought of putting it on my plant.
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So horse nettles are part of the nightshade family huh? NOT to be confused with "horsetail" nettles either.. Apparently the leaves can be used as an insesticide. God only knows what other secret benefits or uses could be unlocked. Its probably the cure for something too. Wonder if you have the smaller version of stinging nettles out that way? I'm sure there are many other safe weeds you could ferment into tea that are around...
 
Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

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MasterClass of real organic farming right there folks ….

You can also place your grow containers in the bowl with piss for easy “ bottom watering :mrgreen: “
Plus , when ready to harvest , place cut ready plant back into bowl and Flush ( for those that want that option bongsmilie )

Rip some Righteous Air Biscuits in your home shitter ( grow room ) and close the door , Ambient air is now hot boxing your ladies with that sweet personal flavonoids they need. I myself run a simple blend - Diet Coke / Slim Jim ( earthy spice aroma ) or for a “ sweeter “ finish - Pancakes and Whole Milk for that “ Bold “ bakery gassy profile.
 
CarolinaPothead

CarolinaPothead

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Drop That Sound said:
So horse nettles are part of the nightshade family huh? NOT to be confused with "horsetail" nettles either.. Apparently the leaves can be used as an insesticide. God only knows what other secret benefits or uses could be unlocked. Its probably the cure for something too. Wonder if you have the smaller version of stinging nettles out that way? I'm sure there are many other safe weeds you could ferment into tea that are around...
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Yep, i was disappointed
Budzbuddha said:
MasterClass of real organic farming right there folks ….

You can also place your grow containers in the bowl with piss for easy “ bottom watering :mrgreen: “
Plus , when ready to harvest , place cut ready plant back into bowl and Flush ( for those that want that option bongsmilie )

Rip some Righteous Air Biscuits in your home shitter ( grow room ) and close the door , Ambient air is now hot boxing your ladies with that sweet personal flavonoids they need. I myself run a simple blend - Diet Coke / Slim Jim ( earthy spice aroma ) or for a “ sweeter “ finish - Pancakes and Whole Milk for that “ Bold “ bakery gassy profile.
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I sure enjoy the convenience of having my plants near my urine repository. They get plenty of H2S and CO2 what with some of the strenuous fiber laden shits im prone to. I havent eaten skunk before but you cant convince my Kush plants as they are just fking FOUL. Dude you have to know that i have seldom had as much fun watching 2 people burn one as i did watching wifey and bestie smoke that joint. lol. I even rolled that hussy a j to go! God i needed that laugh.
 
Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

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So was the high pisstastic ?

I am just running my solo plant til probably this weekend . Its been very slow in water uptake / buds are looking ok - so maybe friday or saturday.


Wifey has been running her yap so as soon as i cut and hang that plant - she is getting the first J :bigjoint:

Expected effects -

Dry Mouth / Cursing / disorientation ( wifey )
Laughter / giggling ( from me watching :bigjoint: )
 
CarolinaPothead

CarolinaPothead

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Budzbuddha said:
So was the high pisstastic ?

I am just running my solo plant til probably this weekend . Its been very slow in water uptake / buds are looking ok - so maybe friday or saturday.


Wifey has been running her yap so as soon as i cut and hang that plant - she is getting the first J :bigjoint:

Expected effects -

Dry Mouth / Cursing / disorientation ( wifey )
Laughter / giggling ( from me watching :bigjoint: )
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I smoked it myself and its actually got an ok taste (excellent considering the genetics) and a good buzz. Compared to the non piss control plant ,definately alot better. But, the euphoria of watching those 2 critics smoke my self fertigated triumph was just fkn great. Next time her bestie starts talking shit( looking at watch, any time now) im gonna tell her how she contributed to science lol. You are gonna love it. Makes it all worthwhile
 
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