Who is Fdd anyway?

[Hayduke]

He was born on the 20th of April...he was born of a Virgin Female Cannabis Plant...He was her only seed.

His birth was announced by an HID light in the sky, and the alignment of the three trichromes. He was born in a greenhouse as there was no room in any of the indoor grow ops in town.

He was known as the way, and the light...when people took in his miracles, they were often moved to proclaim..."Jesus Christ!"

His miracle amazed the multitudes...turning a single seed in a 2 gallon pot, into a pound and a half of fine buds (the high priests of growing shouted ROOT BOUND!)....Trim and ice into hash...silica into artistic vessels for the relief of pain, depression, boredom.

He preached the truth to a growing group of devoted followers...some considered him a teacher. He was continually tempted with the deceptions of the vices of man...mainly woman[sic].

This sounds all too familiar... I wonder how it will all end...maybe we should....nah! keep it up!

 

[indianaman]

mine's better.

 

[fdd2blk]

if this thread gets any bigger i'm gonna have to close it. lol

 

[Benassi]

I like to think of FDD like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Hayduke.... You are the fucking man!


I heard fdd started as a mystery bagstrain that was then crossed to the infamous ATF then crossed and then backcrossed with the fairytale, G13 . Then from there, the story becomes muddled, hence the username faded

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

if this thread gets any bigger i'm gonna have to close it. lol

But if you think about it the thread direction has changed and its more of a bandwagon to think up Chuck Norris-esque jokes ya know?

 

[Charfizcool]

He was born on the 20th of April...he was born of a Virgin Female Cannabis Plant...He was her only seed.

His birth was announced by an HID light in the sky, and the alignment of the three trichromes. He was born in a greenhouse as there was no room in any of the indoor grow ops in town.

He was known as the way, and the light...when people took in his miracles, they were often moved to proclaim..."Jesus Christ!"

His miracle amazed the multitudes...turning a single seed in a 2 gallon pot, into a pound and a half of fine buds (the high priests of growing shouted ROOT BOUND!)....Trim and ice into hash...silica into artistic vessels for the relief of pain, depression, boredom.

He preached the truth to a growing group of devoted followers...some considered him a teacher. He was continually tempted with the deceptions of the vices of man...mainly woman[sic].

This sounds all too familiar... I wonder how it will all end...maybe we should....nah! keep it up!

Dude you should write books...Seriously that was cool.

 

[can.i.buz]

if this thread gets any bigger i'm gonna have to close it. lol

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
j/k

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

some say that his skin has the texture of a dolphin and no matter where you are in the world if you tune to 88.4 on your radio you can hear his thoughts....

hey tips, I think that might be a myth.... I tuned in to 88.4 and all I got was static

 

[can.i.buz]

hey tips, I think that might be a myth.... I tuned in to 88.4 and all I got was static

I got "Heard it through the grapevine" both versions over and over again. No commercials. Weird. How do they make money????

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Hehehe

Hi canibuz. Find the man of your dreams yet?

 

[can.i.buz]

Hehehe

Hi canibuz. Find the man of your dreams yet?

Unfortunately not. I'm going to wait for him though. Thanks for asking.

 

[smppro]

if this thread gets any bigger i'm gonna have to close it. lol

Haha I hear that his name spreads like fire and he is the only thing that can put it out.

 

[tahoe58]

on 88.4 - did the static ...... fade? Eeerriiieeee stuff! LOL! This thread is fabulous. the imagination and creativity of the responses is masterful. Walk On!~

 

[can.i.buz]

I heard that fdd went to the Virgin Islands and they had to change their name

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i heard he was big for his boots

if we can find anyone who actually knows how to grow pot. other than me of course.

 

[fdd2blk]

i heard he was big for his boots

i like to taunt people. it makes them grow bigger trees.

 

[can.i.buz]

I heard that fdd sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled growing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, fdd roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month and sometimes the devil supplies the weed.

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

I heard that fdd sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled growing ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, fdd roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month and sometimes the devil supplies the weed.

The devil went down to georgia he was looking for a soul to steal......

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

The devil sometimes logs in as fdd when faded is not home and steals his identity. That's why sometimes you get the good fdd, sometimes you get the evil fdd... it's not fdds fault