For Real Stoners....

Dj1209

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A real stoner doesn't smoke schwagg
FUCK YEAH!!! Some of my friends make fun of me because I was rolling a blunt and someone wanted to throw down some reggie so they could smoke but I said no and every one said why and I replied " NO!!!! I only smoke exotic!" <-Always get mocked with that one lol
 
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i<3

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FUCK YEAH!!! Some of my friends make fun of me because I was rolling a blunt and someone wanted to throw down some reggie so they could smoke but I said no and every one said why and I replied " NO!!!! I only smoke exotic!" <-Always get mocked with that one lol
at least you kept your roll as a stoner... you kept your opinions straight... plus rep !
so with that... a stoner KEEPS his opinions, and lever lets them go....
 

jimmy jones

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A real stoner sits around for half an hour thinking about how good the food in the oven is gonna be only to find out he has to wait another half hour because he never turned on the oven.
 

MsBotwin

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only a real stoner knows the story of where chem dog comes from, or for that matter, pretty much every strain available including mother and father, and related strains..
A real stoner knows that 'hydro' or 'dro' as they call it around here, IS NOT a strain, but a grow method!
 

plantvision

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A real stoner drives his car in the ditch because he is lighting the big bowl. (country road only)(no other people around)
then continues till he falls asleep
only to find out the cherry bowl buns a hole in his chest. (ouch)(too high to get it right)
 

Devildog93

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A real stoner walks into a convenience store, wearing shorts, a hat, and a wife-beater top with about a dub sack of chopped weed stuck to it.......then asks for Zig Zags
 
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