the great god bagel toaster is alive

[Bloodrei]

Hands down one of the funniest thread's I've read in forever.
I love what that guy said about Bagelzebub! Haha

 

[scroglodyte]

long time forum antagonists Uncle Buck and Finshaggy have decided to marry. Buck was quoted as saying, "i could just bicker with him forever."
it will be a private ceremony in a MMA cage.

 

[cannofbliss]

LOL funny shit scrog...

 

[scroglodyte]

..........................................

 

[Carne Seca]

Hands down one of the funniest thread's I've read in forever.
I love what that guy said about Bagelzebub! Haha

That's our Cannabineer.

 

[Winter Woman]

I don't really care I just want to get toasted.

Can I have my bagel with chocolate sprinkles, pleeeeeeease. I like mine fairly crunchy too.

Please wash your hands first.

 

[dank smoker420]

Einstein Bros. make their bagels fresh every day.

It's a chain, but their bagels are damn good.

The coffee is not bad either.

The is one on the Drag in Austin I used to frequent.

Mmmmm. Everything Bagel.

off lamar? ive been there before.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

off lamar? ive been there before.

I've been to that one too. It's near the Tavern.

But, I was referring to the one on Guadalupe; right across from the University.

I'm fairly sure it was the first one in town. It's been there a long time.

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

I've been to that one too. It's near the Tavern.

But, I was referring to the one on Guadalupe; right across from the University.

I'm fairly sure it was the first one in town. It's been there a long time.

lol...pretty sure you are talking about ASU. i did my undergrad there. lol. lived in tempe, ahwatukee, and scottsdale over the 5 years i was out there. always went to the einstein on university and rural by the improv.

 

[TheChosen]

you sound mad. this might cheer you up. this toaster can also cook an egg.

I just threw one of these out. It was my room mates and I didn't tell him, but it had rust and needed to go. I found the small pan for the eggs after I got rid of it. He said ''that's the pan to cook eggs on my toaster." So naturally I replied, ''what toaster???"

 

[cannabineer]

Atheist. cn

 

[obijohn]

Atheist. cn

What!? So you don't even believe in donuts? Blasphemy!

 

[cannabineer]

What!? So you don't even believe in donuts? Blasphemy!

It was in response to "what toaster?"
As for the donut heresy - its believers will fry, and there's no point sugar-coating it. cn

 

[obijohn]

Your theory has a hole in it

 

[cannabineer]

Your theory has a hole in it

One is fine, but three gets annoying. I've had to turn away some Pretzel's Witnesses the other day. The poor misguided fools. cn

 

[TheChosen]

Atheist. cn

Do atheists believe in lying?

 

[cannabineer]

Do atheists believe in lying?

God no. cn

 

[obijohn]

Do atheists believe in lying?

With women yes

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

With women yes

what about "munchkins"? there's always a gang of them at dunkin donuts...ripe for the picking problem is they have no holes...

 

[UncleBuck]

lol...pretty sure you are talking about ASU. i did my undergrad there. lol. lived in tempe, ahwatukee, and scottsdale over the 5 years i was out there. always went to the einstein on university and rural by the improv.

no, johnny is talking about austin, texas.

although as a fellow ASUer, i also enjoyed the einstein by rural and university. and also that god forsaken greasy pizza joint across the street. some of the best pizza a man can ever have was served there.