Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[theexpress]

fuck it... this shit funny... [youtube]Yne4xKQtJic[/youtube]

 

[fdd2blk]

When i used to work at stop and shop I would see kids come in and buy these 30 dollar cards so they could play xbox online. I dont know how much online time they get from 30 bucks....but dammnnn Hell to the no. My cheap ass wouldnt be paying that...unless i had the money...even then, I would have to have more than enough. Xbox probably makes a killing selling those online cards. I bet millions.

it's $60 for a YEARS membership.

you are thinking of "microsoft points" which are used to purchase everything from add-ons to movie rentals. there is a HUGE difference between the 2.

 

[theexpress]

hahahahahaha

they left out the extension cord...

 

[fdd2blk]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool......... naw id rather just buy dude a new cod black ops 2 then buy some pussy ass game i dont like

you've never even played it. that and you're SCARED!!!!

 

[srh88]

lol xbox isnt that pricey

when i bought my ps3.. x box's were actually a little cheaper

 

[srh88]

they left out the extension cord...

hot wheel track

 

[theexpress]

hahaha docs like "they forgot the bamboo in there too"

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

they left out the extension cord...

and bent coat hanger

 

[theexpress]

and bent coat hanger

broom handles.... both aluminum and wood

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

my parents never knew where any cleaning items were . . .lazy yuppies

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I used to hide any shit I thought my mom would beat my ass with when I knew I was gonna get some dirty lickin's. lol true story




dad was never around to beat my ass.

 

[theexpress]

my parents never knew where any cleaning items were . . .lazy yuppies

the household broom has always right in the small area between the fridge and the wall... that was mama's go to.......

 

[theexpress]

I used to hide any shit I thought my mom would beat my ass with when I knew I was gonna get some dirty lickin's. lol true story

hahahahahaha hell yea...........

 

[bde0001]

i used to laugh at my mom when she would hit me ...to make her feel bad...lol I was a little shit

 

[sunni]

where can i buy super sweet tshirts like 80s thrash metal bands and shit

 

[Carne Seca]

I used to hide any shit I thought my mom would beat my ass with when I knew I was gonna get some dirty lickin's. lol true story




dad was never around to beat my ass.

My dad has never, to this day, physically punished me. Mom slapped me silly on many occasions. She had a mean right hook. When we were not the intended target she would yell, "That's for next time!" I was stupid enough to tell her I had credit for LAST time and she really tore into me. I never tried that again.

 

[fdd2blk]

where can i buy super sweet tshirts like 80s thrash metal bands and shit

see if this link works ... http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p3984.m570.l1311&_nkw=heavy+metal+t-shirts&_sacat=0&_from=R40

 

[Blue Wizard]

where can i buy super sweet tshirts like 80s thrash metal bands and shit

http://www.rockabilia.com/

 

[Hepheastus420]

hahahahahaha

My grandma used to make me go out back and find a thick stick when I was in trouble. She'd then whack it on something and bend it to make sure it doesn't break easily. Then whack whack whack


She was a scary lady.

 

[Hepheastus420]

i used to laugh at my mom when she would hit me ...to make her feel bad...lol I was a little shit

Dude, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. ESPECIALLY when she'd try to hit harder lol.

Now my grandma, I wouldn't fuck with her.