SirGreenThumb
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My fiancee used to have a cat that looked exactly like that one, and did the exact same kinda shit. Needless to say, she was shipped back to her moms.
The fuck cats thread
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x iGrow x
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Yeah seriously.. Fucking dicks.. Those other two are nice cats.. I have a torti.. And she's pretty smart.. She can't say anything, I have been trying to teach her how to shake a paw, and sit.. But to no avail lol.. Yet anyway..My fiancee used to have a cat that looked exactly like that one, and did the exact same kinda shit. Needless to say, she was shipped back to her moms.
I feel like I am just proving Trolling's point
SirGreenThumb
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I've come to the conclusion that if you are wanting your cat to do something, act like you don't care. My cat will sit when I tell him to and lay down when I say and my fiancee always says "I wish I had your power"Yeah seriously.. Fucking dicks.. Those other two are nice cats.. I have a torti.. And she's pretty smart.. She can't say anything, I have been trying to teach her how to shake a paw, and sit.. But to no avail lol.. Yet anyway..
I feel like I am just proving Trolling's point
I've also figured out that female cats are way worse than male cats when it comes to listening. Hence her female cat no longer lives with us.
robert030188
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Lol i believe you are helping his argument I Grow....i believe the whole point of this thread is to say, if you were being robbed, jumped, have a gun pulled on you, etc. would you rather have a dog by your side or a cat in a closet?
SirGreenThumb
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They are sure funny as hell eating weed leaves though.
SirGreenThumb
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Funny thing about this is that if someone was trying to come into my house my cats would indeed run to their cage. But at that point I'm armed so it would still be kinda debatable in my case.
fb360
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And a Tyrannosaurus Rex could kill like 20 lions at once
robert030188
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Catnip does have marijuan...which explains why they like MJ so much lol. On that note, i had a male pit named Exo...anytime i pulled my weed out he would be right their ready to smoke a bowl or blunt with me...man i miss that boy...
Trolling
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What if you're not home or if there were multiple people or your gun happened to jam?Funny thing about this is that if someone was trying to come into my house my cats would indeed run to their cage. But at that point I'm armed so it would still be kinda debatable in my case.
robert030188
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If your passed out its kinda hard to get a gun though lol
SirGreenThumb
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If I'm not home it doesn't effect me. I can replace stuff within the house. If my gun jams I can use it as a weapon and pistol whip an intruder. Or I can just grab my bow. It won't jam.
My crossbow stays cocked for that purpose. See, I've thought this through. I also have another rifle besides my pistol. I think I'm covered.
SirGreenThumb
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I'm a light sleeper and I keep a firearm within arms reach.
robert030188
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Kinda hard to say your covered...now if you had an AK or AR-15 assault rifle, then you'd be coveredIf I'm not home it doesn't effect me. I can replace stuff within the house. If my gun jams I can use it as a weapon and pistol whip an intruder. Or I can just grab my bow. It won't jam.
My crossbow stays cocked for that purpose. See, I've thought this through. I also have another rifle besides my pistol. I think I'm covered.
SirGreenThumb
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Not really, my Sr9 has actually never jammed out of the hundreds of times I have fired it. I'm not saying it can't happen, but an ak or ar could easily jam or misfire as well.
Edit: It also has a 17 round mag. So yea, I think I'm covered.
Edit: It also has a 17 round mag. So yea, I think I'm covered.
Trolling
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If your gun jams and there's multiple people, it would be nice to have that helping hand while you grab your other gun or crossbow, every second spent at that time is precious.If I'm not home it doesn't effect me. I can replace stuff within the house. If my gun jams I can use it as a weapon and pistol whip an intruder. Or I can just grab my bow. It won't jam.
My crossbow stays cocked for that purpose. See, I've thought this through. I also have another rifle besides my pistol. I think I'm covered.
robert030188
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Thats more like it lol...My AR-15 never jammed, but incase it did i have a .50 cal desert eagle for back up haha
UncleBuck
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easier and quicker to grab and fire a handgun over a long gun too, if you're worried about that kind of oddity. just about as likely to win the lotto as face that situation.
trolling has the wrong understanding of cats. they are not meant to be obedient or useful, although they can be both. they've been domesticated for far shorter and don't share the same genetic traits as dogs do.
the cats are much easier to keep and more entertaining than the dog anyway. we call them our entertainment slaves.
trolling has the wrong understanding of cats. they are not meant to be obedient or useful, although they can be both. they've been domesticated for far shorter and don't share the same genetic traits as dogs do.
the cats are much easier to keep and more entertaining than the dog anyway. we call them our entertainment slaves.
SirGreenThumb
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You love dogs, yet you would put it in harms way. For shame.
One part of my training to carry a firearm was being able to quickly and accurately shoot. I still think I'm good. But also, if the gun jams, it's not that hard to fix a jam. One quick pull back of the slide and I'm good to go. If that fails, I will disassemble the gun and use the heavy parts to throw at people.
One part of my training to carry a firearm was being able to quickly and accurately shoot. I still think I'm good. But also, if the gun jams, it's not that hard to fix a jam. One quick pull back of the slide and I'm good to go. If that fails, I will disassemble the gun and use the heavy parts to throw at people.
Hepheastus420
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One day I walked outside onto my balcony and a stray cat jumped out of nowhere and bit the fuck out of my leg then jumped off. All in less than a second.. I still don't trust cats. Fuck cats!!how about some dog attack articles?