You men are Sissies

[Winter Woman]

My father had a compound fracture on his left leg from a motorcycle accident. He remembers picking up pieces of his own bone and throwing them as he laid there bleeding out nearly dead. Two people never went back to there volunteer firefighter/emt jobs after they were on scene for his accident. He still rides to this day.

Hope he doesn't ride in FLA it seems like a rider a day gets hit.

 

[Winter Woman]

I can't find the clip with the woman in the kitchen. "Would you get that, dear?"

Here's your link and a sandwich. lol. Long version. lmao.

[video=youtube;7ZRIoZt-KP4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZRIoZt-KP4[/video]

 

[mamakush]

This is almost better birth control than having to clean up after a table with young kids when you're waiting tables...

 

[kinetic]

Just for the record both those guys in the video look like pussies before it even starts.

 

[kinetic]

This is almost better birth control than having to clean up after a table with young kids when you're waiting tables...

I know what you mean, I used to wait as well, but that's more indicative of how NOT to be a parent.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Her first baby.... come out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin'.

[video=youtube;dbgOACJpZg0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbgOACJpZg0[/video]

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

I would hate to imagine the pain after even eating a wheel of sharp cheddar and what comes thereafter, let alone giving birth to a kid....

 

[see4]

Winter Woman. Can I spank you? You make my penis erect.

 

[Winter Woman]

See3 is that you?

 

[gioua]

bahahahaha

Rule 1 - in life, NEVER refuse the good legal stuff

Rule 2 - all men should be required to wear this device when their ladies give birth. lol

A friend recently told me that while she was having contractions her man kept telling her to " take it like a champ " he was also grabbed by the throat.

Rule 3 - As a man it's best to just stand and watch. Less is more, we just want to crush ur hand, then watch ur face light up when u see our baby.

I am constantly reminded how when my wife gave birth with my 1st baby.. I attempted to shove a wash clothe in her mouth... she says it was to shut her up.. I was more worried about her chippin her teeth as she was pushin... I Hid my head next to her the entire time.. no way was I watching.. 2nd baby I was more adult.. no wash clothes were allowed in the room

 

[Winter Woman]

What's really freaky is some women come back for more.

 

[see4]

See3 is that you?

yes maam! its me! im baaaack. miss me?

 

[Winter Woman]

I must say the way you left last time was epic.

 

[see4]

I forgot how I left. But its all good, I dont need a refresher. But Im back. Im a changed man. I wont try to troll as hard this time round.

 

[kinetic]

I must say the way you left last time was epic.

Do tell...

 

[see4]

I probably raged on somebody, likely it was fdd or even potroast. i dont remember.

 

[Trolling]

Some Dutch TV hosts decided to give childbirth a try. Here is the results in the shortened version. Sissies I tell you. LMAO.

[video=youtube;4BGqbU_I4PU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BGqbU_I4PU[/video]

http://www.lzrain.com/Rencentqa/2012090314278.html

And those guys were laughing, women need pain medication.

 

[Winter Woman]

I forgot how I left. But its all good, I dont need a refresher. But Im back. Im a changed man. I wont try to troll as hard this time round.

Good, otherwise we'd have to call you Uncle Buck. lol.

 

[eye exaggerate]

My dad had his tonsils taken out on the kitchen table.

..."note to self (all?)" - if ever at ww's for dinner, always say that the food is fckn AWESOME

 

[see4]

I dont want to jack your thread, but could you private message me some sexy pictures of yourself. What happened to the girls of riu thread? do I have to necro-post it?