You men are Sissies

Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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see4 said:
I dont want to jack your thread, but could you private message me some sexy pictures of yourself. What happened to the girls of riu thread? do I have to necro-post it?
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I don't know I haven't seen Urca in a while. And the answer is no.
 
see4

see4

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damnit, yea, i think you had a boyfriend/fiance/husband last time i asked.. im sure that hasn't changed.
 
see4

see4

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Trolling said:
The lady said no tho. If you can't hit it within a year, game over man.


Creepcreepcreep!
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I will cut you. Besides, I don't want to hit it. I'm a one lady man, and I am already in a relationship with a beautiful Brazilian girl with big ass titties. Ya know.. those kinda titties that you can motorboat while she rides the dick like she's tryin to race a horse. Not that Im saying I have a horse cock. I dont. I mean its aight, like 7 inches or so, but by no means horse in nature. I am really good at eating pussy. So theres that.
 
kinetic

kinetic

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see4 said:
I will cut you. Besides, I don't want to hit it. I'm a one lady man, and I am already in a relationship with a beautiful Brazilian girl with big ass titties. Ya know.. those kinda titties that you can motorboat while she rides the dick like she's tryin to race a horse. Not that Im saying I have a horse cock. I dont. I mean its aight, like 7 inches or so, but by no means horse in nature. I am really good at eating pussy. So theres that.
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You're dating Chrisina Milan!? I can't find any pics of her with her clothes on or I would have posted one....
 
Trolling

Trolling

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see4 said:
I will cut you. Besides, I don't want to hit it. I'm a one lady man, and I am already in a relationship with a beautiful Brazilian girl with big ass titties. Ya know.. those kinda titties that you can motorboat while she rides the dick like she's tryin to race a horse. Not that Im saying I have a horse cock. I dont. I mean its aight, like 7 inches or so, but by no means horse in nature. I am really good at eating pussy. So theres that.
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Love the catch phrase lol.

Got me beat by .5...*backs away and retreats into the wilderness*
 
Granny weed

Granny weed

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Winter Woman said:
Some Dutch TV hosts decided to give childbirth a try. Here is the results in the shortened version. Sissies I tell you. LMAO.

[video=youtube;4BGqbU_I4PU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BGqbU_I4PU[/video]
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If men had to have babies we would become extinct.
 
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meechz 024

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Time to hand out some black eyes for calling the men sissy's. Shit don't fly round' these parts saally. lol jk, interesting video.
 
kinetic

kinetic

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I would like to see this done with real men though. Ya know actual tough guys like a marine or a professional cage fighter, or your mom.
 
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gioua

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I remember this from when I was younger... it gave me instant respect for any woman who pushes a kid out..

Bill Cosby once asked Carol Burnett what birth pains were like. "'Grab your lower lip," she said. "Now pull it over your head."

this was said in the 80's I think so the comedic line was pretty cleaned up..
 
Trolling

Trolling

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A human body can take of to 45 DEL (Unit of Pain) before it starts to become unbearable. The pain a woman feels giving birth is around 57 DEL of pain, the equivalent feeling of fracturing 20 bones at once. A hard kick to the nuts measures over 9000 DEL's, the equivalent pain of giving birth to 160 babies and breaking 3,200 bones at once. Girls, when you're giving birth, remember that being kicked in the nuts is over 157 times as painful. Scientific Fact.
 
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