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I would love to grow. Even had a stash of bag seed to get started with. Problem is that's all gone and I have no seeds... or a place to grow. My old neighborhood you'd have to worry about being robbed then the cops caring about a 3 plant operation. I just moved a few months back and its a huge...

Hear's what you do. Bake him some super potent hash brownies. I mean Make each brownie down with a lb of everything. Sneak it into his lunch bag. Once he's good and thoroughly baked. Call the head bitches in charge and tell them that foreman is doing drugs on site. They'll drug test him on...

i'm still here.

Okay man here's what you do. Go to poopsenders.com and give them their address. They will then send a box of the shit of your choice to whomsoever is taking the mail that day. Inside said box of shit is a card that they have to retrieve to read. Upon said card it says "Do you wanna know who did...

Sooooooo..... I tried to play with my wife's titties tonight. Needless to say sneaking up on her and the shouting "STEALTH GROPE!!!!!" at the top of your lungs then shoving your hands under her shirt will get you a kick in the groin.

I have this nasty habit of draining the booze at parties. Went to this party once. First time I ever met the guy right. Some college hipster douche. Anyway he had buckets of liquor. Everything from rum, to vodka, amaretto, Whiskey's, wine, moonshine. You name it he had it. Anyway I got hammered...

I work retail. The old folks with the credit cards aren't so bad. At least some of them are friendly. The ones I hate there old people with the freebee coupons. Those motherfuckers will park outside and wait an hour for the store to open. Then drag everyone they've ever met into the store all...

Thanks for all the support guys. I feel like a wayward son coming here after being MIA for so long. After I get back on my feet (hopefully the next few paychecks will get me there)I'm going to get an amp and start playing music again. I still have my bass, but without an amp all I can really...

Listen here you walnut, what you need to get tell the dude yeah. Then when he shows up have you and some thug azz nigga's waitin' to lay some whOOOOp asss down on his sinful ways! I'm talking lead pipe to the knees, hammers to the hands, a cowbell to the dome. Some maddafukkers that will...

In this month alone... My dog has died, I wrecked my car, My hours at work got hacked in half, I ran out of money to keep fighting for custody of my daughter, My dad is getting checked for cancer tomorrow, My toenail fell off after getting smashed, And today; I'm late for work because I...

you can keep the bike, just give me the address :)

You cant Hey homes you can't even keep some punks from stealing a Minibike.....your a long way from the rasta life mon I thought the rasta life was about peace, love, and weed.... or at least that's the vibe I got from that one bob marley song I kinda listened to like 5 years ago.

Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss

This made me laugh to much to be offended by. I still have danglers between my legs... they're just small and hard to see. The mini bike is just an item. I'm more upset by the principal of the matter then anything else. That being said though if I ever see the fuckers that stole it I will...

Yeah, didn't think they'd pull some shit like that considering that I had 2 hostages when the kid took off with the bike. Oh well shit happens. Still have violent plans for them if I ever see them again, but if not life goes on.

Never cared about being rasta, but I've been wanting to dread my hair for a while now. Would be interested in finding out more about the religion. Remember hearing something about how they absolutely hate gays. but don't quote me on that.

I would love to eat your cookies yessica *wink wink*

So my mini bike got stolen today. Rode it up to the gas station, kid asked if I was going to sell it. I told him it's for sell for 300, and he offered me 200. So I walked the bike over to where his dad was and let the kid take it for a test ride while i hung out with his dad. After a few...

Wife just told me that she doesn't care if I keep it as a toy, but doesn't want me driving it in traffic :D

Lay my dick on a log in the back yard then smack it with a bat. That way when the time comes, my cock is all nice and swollen so it looks bigger.