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Couldn't care less what people do behind closed doors as long as it's all consensual. The pasture to my wife's church is openly gay, along with a lot of the members that attend. So I guess that counts for something.

anyone else want to see sunni and yessica wrestle in jello? I'd buy tickets to that event.

lets see..... I've had my dick sucked by: 7: girls 3: guys As of recently.... no lips have touched my dick. I thought about taking up yoga, but that just seems like to much effort. Might invest in a fleshlight though. According to their website you can buy one with a set of lips (the ones on...

Fuck it... I Am Nobody... that's all I am, and that's all I will ever be. I do not need to hid behind fake names in order to portray the same message. Love me or hate me I will be the same no matter what... unless my borderline personality kicks then I change who I am.

okay I over did it. Chugged the last bottle of MD, and now the rooms not so stable. Feel like I'm about ready to puke, so I'm drinking water right now. Still have my bottle of tea/whiskey to drink, but I think I'll put that in the fridge and save it for a rainy day. Oh well. Life's to short to...

haha I couldn't do that. I love my animals to much that I'd take and antihistamine IV in order to keep them around.

People bitch about the NSA but have no problem sharing all their important info on a site whose owner has been proven to sale said info to anyone willing to buy it. there's a head scratcher for you.

haha, I've never had a problem with it. Drinking my whiskey right now. Mixed it with some lemon tea. Oh well. Tomorrow I gotta be up at fuck that AM so it's all good.

Well if you want kitties, I have 10 cats, 4 dogs, a rabbit, and a horse... the horse doesn't live with us though.

It's not so much physical until we unload the trucks. For the most part it's just inventory, and helping customers find things, or helping them choose the right tools for the job. My experience as a contractor has really payed off so far. Did get to work the register for the first time monday...

Awwws hugs. and thank you. I write in my spare time. although I haven't written anything in a long time. My dad is awesome though, I love him to death. I try to call him at least once a week. My mom is another case, but I won't go into that here. Another fun story about my dad. I was 17...

I'm to much of a pessimist to be considered positive. But I will share a story with you guys, that will make you laugh. When I was 19, my dad had a riding lawnmower that broke down. Well he had a friend that was a mechanic so we decided to bring over to his place to get it fixed. Now we...

Whenever I'm feeling depressed I go to the bathroom and look at my schlong, and suddenly I'm laughing to much to remember why I'm depressed... then I realize how small I am and I get depressed all over again.

haha yeah, I love it. Haven't worked this hard all my life, and I've tore down houses by myself.

I was told there would be penis pictures.... Such a disappointment.

When scoping out homeless to help I have a simple test. If they try to bum a smoke from me I won't give them one unless they A: Stay and chat for a minute, or B: offer to pay for it. Usually if those two things happen I assume that they're on hard times or at least a decent person. Of course...

First day off at my new job. Finished running errands, got 2 bottles of md 20/20 and a pint of whiskey. Time to get shit faced drunk and cry in a corner. WHOOOO!!!!

I was referring to the African slaves that were brought to the US during the start of the country.

I don't think it worked out to well the last time a bunch of Africans came over here on a ship.

It's scary what people do, or what they put inside themselves. I've seen some things man...