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The second one went down a treat :) Less harshness so maybe it was something else that made my throat sting before. I'll try the kitchen roll thing tonight, if I can find a draught-free spot that also happens to be out of the brat's reach.

Can't. Stop. Laughing. **** I think I need to keep you in a little box in the basement next to my childproof jar. I'd pull you both out together in the evenings and stand you in the corner to listen to while I sit here and snip at the sticky buds with a pair of baby nail scissors.

My new buds are kinda sticky. Probably from resin. But they're basically not very dry... Impossible to crumble, anyway, so I've been snipping with scissors. Two noob questions to follow, first question being: 1) Does it have to be bone-dry to be a good smoke? My throat actually felt like it...

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. *lies back and closes eyes with euphoric smile*

Yep me too, that and Mininova - where I used to live TPB was actually blocked by the local government (although it never stopped me - censorship annoys me) - whereas none of the other torrent sites were.

Hahahahaha I really want to be sure I'm picturing the scene correctly so please provide a few more details - was it a microwave incident or did some puréed veggies sort of belch out of a pot like a sludgy alien-type thing? I mean, how does soup explode?

Me very happy =) Me just got Xmas bonus.

I love this forum =) Cheers Nocturn, just what I needed - after a week of downloading a bunch of 4GB trojans =)

You were saved from a long rambling geeky reply - by the server gremlins. To summarise: big fan of Adobe Premier myself but I didn't bring any of my software DVDs with me when I did my midnight flit, and I'm a little wary of the crack torrents out there for Premiere, probably because somebody...

Any idea how many Chris Rock vids are out there?! I asked for the best, your favourites, the defining Chris Rock moments. But thanks for the pointer, mate - only my client is now off the phone and I have work to do. Which software do any of you use for video editing?

Links to your favourite Chris Rock vids then please - can watch with headphones while client blethers on...

Stuck on phone with client who WON'T SHUT UP. Tell me a joke.

Ahem. A Cowpat Hole. Born and bred down in Kent myself. Before I buggered off to Foreign Parts and picked up Foreign Ways* and had a Foreign Kid. *It's true. I can't get rid of the kiss-on-both-cheeks reflex. It's embarrassing.

Oh you must live down south if your hail is only pea-sized *smugly* OUR hail is the size of cows' bollocks, according to the local weather report... Cow Country is my polite edited censored euphemistic public epithet for Yorkshire.

How can the sun be setting? It's 3 o'clock!! Thanks to all this talk of squashed spiced cockroaches I haven't had any lunch. And now the sun is setting. The logical next step would of course be to roll one, but I only have the crumbs left from the brat's breakfast. Anybody fancy a drive up to...

Aha I wondered what nasty little squashed lentils were doing in the mix. But now I'm worried that the thing I munched a few nights ago really was a spice-coated cockroach :( Lıterally the only creature I hate is the cockroach. Spiders, scorpions, snakes, giant centipedes - I have kept most...

*frowning* Brat seems normal but it's hard to tell because it seems to have been on drugs since birth. As I type, "normal" equates to "chatting to a piece of stale bread". I'll get worried if it starts munching on the only munchies in the house that I refuse to consume (bombay mix - yuck yuck yuck)

*breathing deeply* OK it wasn't most of it. I think the kid literally only licked up a few crumbs out of curiosity. But still. But still. THAT WAS A CHILDPROOF JAR!!!!

ohmygodohmygodohmygod shitshitshitshitshitshit Came downstairs this morning to get brat breakfast... To see that it'd opened the little spice jar I'd carelessly left on my computer desk last night... Pulled out the little bag inside... Somehow opened it and removed my last two buds, crumbled...

Last night was Stumbling health-related pages looking for blog inspiration when I was distracted by an article called something like "new research proves conclusively that marijuana kills brain cells". So I clicked on that out of sheer masochism, and it turned out that it was brain CANCER cells...