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I was joking, but congrats on your multi-cultural chat (sorry, it sounded really funny in my head and I swear you'd be laughing if you were in a box in my basement). I dunno, man, I don't think it's increased opportunity so much as a secret but massive backlash against the PC-ness being rammed...

Nah, I reckon both my legs would have remained intact if I hadn't been so high. Either that, or the ceiling in my living room has a life of its own, the freaky bastard.

What's your problem with Poles? Does it include Pole-dancers as well? Because I was on the brink of offering to introduce you to my sister. Seriously. How can anybody have a problem with Poles? That's like having a problem with... elderberry cordial. It's too bland to even be properly offensive.

So you quit working. Very wise. I've only been in possession of my own stash for a couple of months now, so I'm still working out the boundaries and restraints I need to self-impose to prevent a major fuck-up. Any further ones, that is. But it's a learning experience. Lesson of the month...

Is it just me or is England way more racist than it used to be, say, 15 years ago?

A client called just seconds after I lit up. He fires me every time I don't answer the phone, and I wasn't in the mood to be fired tonight, so I answered. It was maddening. He talked for ages so I thought it was safe to inhale, at which precise point he would say: "What do you think?" Kept...

Hey peeps, mouse coming out to play ;) Seeya all after my first smoke...

I'm asking :D Don't persuade the doctor you're bipolar - tried that once (it's a long story), got prescribed lithium, actually took the freakin stuff for a few days like a good little girl - it was horrible, violent shaking, dry mouth, jumpiness, insomnia...

Sorry about your foot. Last night I was so horrified that I had to log out of the forum before I made too many inappropriate jokes (I nearly offered the ankle-biter's top bunk along with a reference to Misery). Healthcare in this country is crappier than anything I've ever seen anywhere else in...

What weather phenomenon is it when you're pelted by what feels like hail and looks like hail but is actually mini powdery snowballs rattling out of the sky?

I'm so impressed that my lurved-up moments actually carry an element of consistency :D Nah, it's not belly-laughs I want to cage you for *waggling eyebrows lasciviously* It's actually that you are one of three people I've met since I got here who have sparked any hope inside me that anybody can...

So it's you!

Wow. I was going to go to bed 20 minutes ago but got stuck on this thread. I love you all. You're all awesome. I think I love TTT the most tonight. Or UKRG. I don't know. I should NOT have had that third joint. I've worked out what to do if I get jailed. I have to adopt a minority or...

People rob people who go for walks in the early hours of the morning across deserted fields here? How about if the walker doesn't have a dog? Been nipping out for solitary strolls pretty much every time I find myself awake before dawn, so long as it's not raining. Nobody so much as waggles a...

The Queen thanks you all for your dedicated efforts to make England green again.

New Year resolutions, anybody?

Lıke the sound of chips with paprika and rosemary (but recommend garlic, chives and vinegar). England is spooky over crimbo. I went and SAT in the middle of what is usually pretty much a high street, and couldn't even feel the vibration of a car. It was cool, but lots of mental notes to...

According to the Law of Attraction, the more you creatively visualize something, the more it pops up in your life, seemingly at random. It's true though. I only have to spend the morning obsessing about a particular bike for me to see it that afternoon on the road... Or, for instance, I'm just...

*Mentally noting the existence of a garden in Leeds, clearing throat and making melodrama out of it* Parfum beats toilette. Why are you so annoyed exactly - because you were made to pay extra? Otherwise, toilette is just watered-down parfum.

Ssshhh. Don't you know? All smokers are observing a 24-hour silence in honour of-- *gunshot*