Search results

Evening all :D Bonfire night tonight - got a ton of boxes to get rid of.

Everybody asleep? Where was ssBilly tonight? Why am I still awake? Or... am I?

Your dad's a lawyer? Rats, I thought maybe you were a law student - vague memories of legal terminology in your posts, used in correct context etc - another hypothesis bites the dust.

Nothing to do with BBC lol although come to think of it the person who always rants about the inferiority of skunk is a big fan of the Beeb =) He's my only real-life smoking buddy over here, so I'm picking up stuff through him and I just want to check that it's not all inaccurate. Took me nearly...

I never got a reply about my skunk question. Not even a snigger.

Not wishing to dwell on my own triumph or anything but I am dead impressed that what worked as a teen works over a decade later. As for the pics - nah man, number one rule for females who smoke in the company of males is NEVER STRIP.

Oi how the fuck did you pin that one on me?! How could my table-top entertainment remind you of a bedtime story about thieves? The only thing I remember was a long narrative poem about a pair of thieves who broke into the house of a stubborn elderly couple who'd just had an argument and refused...

:D "Crook" just sounded more complimentary than "junkie" or "loser".To be fair most of you just seem like perfectly normal businessmen and shit, but crook sounds more interesting. Let me have my fantasies, man :D

The ONLY reason I come here is to get wound up. I grew up with brothers, and it's comforting and familiar to smoke in the cyber-company of a bunch of foul-mouthed crooks who take the piss in exactly the same way... Like listening to a Zen meditation tape in the background.

*climbing onto table and removing top* Sorry, it's the only way we ever learned to lighten the atmosphere.

Like. When I tried to Like this post a few minutes ago, a popup popped up (good engineering) to snap "Not logged in". So, after I got bored of that game, I decided to Like the post anyway out of sheer stubbornness. Like like like.

Oi, that was a genuine question - are the twiggy bits smokeable? And I have another question that's probably even more ridiculous, but I'm stoned right now so the idea of you finding me ridiculous is so hilarious that I can hardly type straight. OK, stupid question number two: what is the...

What do I do with twigs? Worth grinding and smoking or just binning?

Yikes. Booze or a bug? That's funny *squinting out of window* We have absolutely no snow here at all. Still laughing @ Griffta :D

Dammit, got 2 deadlines this evening PLUS flatmate arrives tonight PLUS gotta pick up brat from nursery at 5 (so gotta be in Earth Mother mode) - and what do I do? Roll a nice moderate little joint to test-smoke some new weed. The good and bad news is that it's good shit :D

*dreamily* They're all... So beautiful...

Hummm that rat poison shit was yummy :D (Seriously - what colour is rat poison in the UK? what's the blue pellets for? please say slugs) You've all sorely disappointed me. You mean to say, after years and years of dedicated growing and rolling, not one of you has made single ground-breaking...

I want to get very, very stoned tonight. Gravity-defyingly high. To the point of oblivion. The approximate alcoholic equivalent (in terms of detachment from surroundings and generally not giving a fuck) would be seven tequila shots in quick succession. But I don't drink any more. I've just got...

Good. Your poor liver though - that'll be next eh UKRG :D But you didn't answer the most crucial part of my Q - is the foot improving?

Good to hear the docs finally gave you the strong stuff :) Is the foot's condition improving at all? Have they given you anything new to take for it?