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Took the brat and its sidekick to the cinema a coupla weeks ago, me totally mesmerized by the trailer for 3D Star Wars - until I learned the price. Bad enough paying four quid for a few kernels of exploded corn. Yeah 3D is fun but a bit superfluous (not to mention confusing for brats), and I...

1) Scary women you know and 2) Do you have any intact limbs left?

Don't worry PB, I ain't got no life either :D

I think my dealer has fired me too :( My ex-client is making rumbling noises about contracts and NDAs and stuff. And today a small kid randomly kicked me hard in the back of the legs for no discernible reason. I already had it on its back making gurgling noises when its father charged up to me...

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Evening all :D Was that the chemistry teacher slash meth manufacturer?

You can't invite these so-called "friends" back to your box. What would you do with friends anyway? You're being ridiculous. Now, get back to tending your plants while I boil another bunny.

Pretend to be happy even if you aren't. And - congratulations if you are =) 6 weeks? EDIT: just to clarify, I meant, pretend to the wife that you're happy. Do everything you can to help her chill. Otherwise, well, you don't want her to give birth to something like my Brat, do you?

UKRG - hope you get a nice fat lump of compensation. There are loads of bent solicitors who specialize in compensation claims - no win, no fee kind of thing - they're probably all total crooks but maybe it would help to have a soulless shark fight your corner and prove in court that it was due...

You're no fun any more :D

Nobody's ever managed to cram me into a box, TTT... Let alone slap a label on it :D The box is for you, sugar :twisted: (oh gawd no wonder the poor kid is fleeing to Canada :p) Health-freak housemate just turned up. The house stinks like a brothel - used every air freshener in the house a few...

I am sitting here literally crying with laughter.

Men are weird. Why? What conceivable use would be 2 (unless for a threesome with another man)? It's like the way male snakes have two dicks. Some of them may alternate between the two during sex but generally they simply use whichever is closest to the female. Because... the female snake only...

Not yet. I'm not officially here today, shh. Being punished for wasting 3 days on a bunch of criminals and drug addicts - massive backlog of work, irate clients and red bleary eyes. Also, I can't walk today. AT ALL. Fucking treadmill, or was it the other torture device?

Yeah Cheddar, what was that all about? We chicks only watch Meg Ryan masterpieces.

Downloading now thanks :)

Can't find your post :(

The last time I trusted imdb's recommendations I ended up watching Oldboy. I started smoking weed that very night.

Banned in America... No worries, I asked for a head-fuck movie anyway without clarifying the technical meaning of the term. Pray permit me to elaborate: A HEAD-FUCK MOVIE ... has you turned on before it's even begun ... starts with toe-curling foreplay that leaves you literally drooling for...